fung wah

(noun, adj.) a term used to describe something extremely unsafe, hazardous, or generally unfit for use. Named after the Chinatown bus company Fung Wah that was shut down by federal regulators from the Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration in early 2013 due to failure to comply with investigators and refusing to release safety records after failing bus inspections.

Although a favorite with the budget-conscious traveling between Boston and New York, the bus line was well-known for its notorious reputation for poor maintenance to its crazy passengers that were loud and reeked of body odor and the smell of fast food brought along for the ride.

Can also be used to describe something generally lame or ghetto.

I live in the fung wah of apartments.

That's so fung wah.

Carnival is the fung wah of cruise ships.

by snapdog April 9, 2013

Fung-tutsu

A moment of total bewilderment, which usually occurs when a person has been sitting for a long time and stands up quickly, he becomes faint, yet does not lose total consciousness. This person will often fall over, but not lose total consciousness, and experience this feeling of fung-tutsu. This can also be often experienced under the influence of nitrous oxide at the dentist office. See also ding-ding-ding.

I got up really fast, and felt fung-tutsu, until total consciousness returned.

by sternwise December 28, 2006

Clarence Fung

Swag. Someone who is swaggie and knows how to dress, talk, eat, and walk like a swaggie.

People who goes near Clarence Fung will catch his swag and become a swagmasta like him.

#swaggieyolo
#yoloswaggie
#clarrenceswag

Aubrey: YOOO DO YOU SEE THAT GUY?
Simon: The guy walking like a swag?
Aubrey: YEAHH MANN. HE'S SOO SWAGGEDD OUTT.

Simon: Oh, that's Clarence Fung

by neyneypig June 13, 2013

wee fung chow hu

a dark chi that blocks out good kidney energy, can be cured by acupucture

"You see, wee laddie buck, your kidney energy is being blocked by a dark chi, or what we like to call 'Wee Fung Chow Hu'.

by Ernest Crackspackle June 22, 2005

Cluster fung-shway

Organized chaos. A state of calamity amidst a sea of normal.

At first it appeared to be Mayhem or alittle chaotic but it was a cluster fung-shway

by Brian Jones, The original accept no imitations April 25, 2008

Fung

A male Asian normally with a unreal amount of swag. He is most likely to get all the bitches and is great at soccer.

Guy1- "look at fung over there with all those bitches"
Guy2- "right!, i wish a were him"
Guy3 - "he's even a beast at soccer"

by Thecorrectdictonary October 16, 2011

Jesse Fung and Elaine Dong

Definition often known as the world's best couple.
World's perfect couple.
Started 070610, ended never.
- As you breathe this second, they are loving each other
harder and harder by times fold.

Jesse Fung and Elaine Dong

by Crackalackinbro March 2, 2011