I've been on this new cupcake diet, and the other day I put on my favorite low rise jeans only to find that now I have a muffintop! I was flab-aghasted!
by anomelie March 9, 2010
Get the flab-aghasted mug.The act of giving a fellatio laying on a bed/ couch while on your back. Your head is off the side and the male stands over you while his penis is fully inserted down your throat, touching your gag reflex while his testicles are draped and covering your nose and eyes.
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The Flab Stab is the mistaken thrusting of your penis into the folds of flesh in a larger girl's thighs or buttocks rather than into her vagina. This typically only occurs at the moment of initial penetration, and hopefully only occurs when one is quite drunk.
"Dude, I'm embarrassed to say it but I took Brenda home last night and while I was trying to pork that fat slut I gave her the flab stab."
by pissflaps mcnulty March 8, 2007
Get the Flab Stab mug.When your walking and someones piece of fat most times arm fat slaps you in the face you have been FLABBED!
Person who got flabbed: Ouch!! That person just flabbed me right in the face!
Person who got flabbed friend: OOF that must of really hurt!
Person who got flabbed friend: OOF that must of really hurt!
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Get the Flabbed mug.The fat friend of your group. Often is into and collects worthless junk. Usually eats pizza for breakfast.
by Dr. KLUE October 1, 2008
Get the Flab Monkey mug.A verb derived from the phrase "fall in love and be happy" and is used to describe the situation of finding, or getting into a relationship, with "the one".
It can also be used flippantly to describe finding or meeting "the one".
It can also be used flippantly to describe finding or meeting "the one".
A: Is C on on the pull tonight?
B: No. He told me he's looking for something serious; He really wants to filabh.
B: No. He told me he's looking for something serious; He really wants to filabh.
by ej159 April 5, 2009
Get the Filabh mug.An area with a high concentration of flab, so much so that it dangles, much in the same way that a testicle does.
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