fuckatree

Voodoo kharma

Dude built a house out of wrath response from custody determination in divorce

Built the deck posts all faux tree bark

Changed karma for millions

Hard to reverse fuckatree

by Tonythetiler October 18, 2021

fuckwit

A person who is not only lacking in clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire clue even when handed it on a plate in generous portions.

Manos, you're a fuckwit.

by Jon Fuller October 17, 2003

fuckwit

any living organism capable of rationalisation skills but rather chooses to put aside any common sense and reason and mindlessly fucks-up (blunders and turns to shit) everything this waste of life and bane on existance happens upon. such entities often times also possess tendencies to verbalize and promote their opinions,thoughts,and feelings as though they were rules of nature and uncompromising truths and universal fact

some fuckwit sideswiped my car today while it was parked inside the garage blamed global warming and the gay agenda.

my fuckwit nephew knocked-up both his sister twice last year.

by grandmakunt June 10, 2016

fucktwat

A really douchey, asswipish person who is really dumb, and really arrogant at the same time. A big, annoying twat.

Barry Bonds is a fucktwat.

by rapsux May 6, 2005

Fuckbater

A fuckbater is someone who tries to threaten or belittle someone but obviously doesn't pose a threat
Fuckbaters also tend to be pervy but in the telescope way and not the assault way
They are harmless, so you can still be their friend if you so choose
Other than being like this, they are pretty okay most of the time

Fuckbater: I'm gonna kill you if you don't give me that cool egg!
Person: This is my egg, you should learn how to hard boil eggs.
Fuckbater: I will hurt you now!!!! *he grabs them*
Person: Unhand me, you fuckbater.
Fuckbater: Gah! *He recoils in fear*

by The egg boiler July 15, 2020

fuckwhat

A fuckwhat is another name for a dumbass person who is extremely annoying at the given time.

Suzie is being a fuckwhat for acting like a total attention whore while at the theater when everyone is trying to watch the movie.

Scott is being a fuckwhat because he keeps saying bow chica bow wow when its not needed.

by zeldafan678 July 16, 2009

Greater internet Fuckwad Theory

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.


originated from Penny-Arcade

That troll is proof of the "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory"

by v1cious October 6, 2004