Fucktart

Someone you hate but still want to have sex with.

George: I wish my ex girlfriend wasn’t such a fucktart, then it would be easier to either move on or get back together with her.

by nutella137 August 5, 2020

fucktarted

the shorter way for saying fucking retarted or fucked up and retarted

describing a really really stupid or annoying ass person

shorter version:
fucktard

"they are fucktarted"
"ahh this shit is fucktarted"
"your a fucktard sometimes"

by MiSS_MuRdeR_oF_HavOk June 27, 2006

Fucktart

A fucktart discribes a worthless individual who, for some reason, you find yourself going back to time and time again. Someone who should be removed from the planet for the sake of all decent human beings. Someone who is a fucking idiot yet you enjoy sleeping with them.
aka fucktart

"Jesus, Matt you're a fucktart. Lets go back to your place."

by betrayedbyyou December 27, 2007

fuckfarts

Your mothers sweet queef.

Also a type of exclamation with more relevance than "fuck" or "shit"

I love when I go to your mom's house for a recipe and end up with her fuckfarts.

guy 1:dude your girlfriend wrecked your car
guy 2:fuckfarts!!

by dabooner February 8, 2007

Fuckwart

Completely annoying, detestable strain of human species. Mentally hindered to a point of retardation. Also used to express dismay at yourself, if you did something totally out of character, or just being outrightly stupid.

"Oh shit, I'm such a fuckwart, I left my keys in my car again!"
"That guy who tripped over his gran is such a fuckwart!"

by Swishfok August 15, 2012

Fuckfart

A fuckfart(s) is a person or generation of people who abandon previous generations and their good knowledge and depend upon their own pitiful immature trial and error based abilities.

Fuckfarts, with their parenticidal tendencies, practice harsh age descrimination, hence the term fuckfart, because the fuckfart renders themselves nothing more than an outgasing that occurs directly after anal or vaginal sex, i.e their birth.

Fuckfarts have no substance. They are too self-reliant. They miss the point of multi-generational harmony.

They make you wonder what part of the asshole they grew up in.

xan__"Hey everyone Kelly is 43 years old."

Kelly__"Yeah thats great!"

xan__"Hahahahahahahahahahaha...Kelly's an old guy."

Kelly__"Excuse me?!"

xan__"Why do old ppl come on this chat all the time?"

xan__"They need to die."

Kelly__" :( "

Kelly__"What a fuckfart."

by James Kelly Williamson February 12, 2008

Fucktart

A tart, usually of the sweet variety, or a other dessert which has been so poorly made it cannot be eaten

Wow! What did you do to this apple pie? I can’t even cut it with a knife! It’s a complete fucktart

by Antsy Pantsy June 11, 2019