Skip to main content

fuckitydodah

Used when stating that you really don't give a shit; so impossible its hard to believe.
"Fuckitydodah! I can't believe I ran over my cat!"
by teachmcnetti June 4, 2005
mugGet the fuckitydodah mug.

Funitude

n.

1. Someone that always exhibits an attitude of fun and excitement in what he/she is doing. This person often is the life of the party and invited to events just because friends/acquaintances know they will have more fun if he/she is there.

2. Person lacking of standard excuses for not having fun or going out, such as: "i'm tired", "I have to get up early", "I have my kid tonight", "My spouse said i can't go out", "I drank too much last night"
Bachelor: Can we go home now I have a wedding in the morning.

Best man: NO! You had better change your funitude right now or no more dances for you!

OR

Person 1: Man, last night was crazy.

Person 2: I know, Person 3 is the world record holder for "purveyor of funitude" (as measured on the official funitudity meter)
by Dick Turner October 14, 2009
mugGet the Funitude mug.

fucktitude

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.
by Doug March 1, 2003
mugGet the fucktitude mug.

fuckstud

a young male who has fucked several attractive females; a cocksure male
You did who? Damn, you are such a fuckstud.
by Snoopy Pugh April 18, 2008
mugGet the fuckstud mug.

Fuckicide

The act of having bareback sex with someone that you know has STD's.
"I went home with a girl and we didn't have any condoms. She told me she had AIDS ... but damn, she was so hot we had sex anyway, the fuckicide was worth it!"
by James Murdoch January 7, 2013
mugGet the Fuckicide mug.

funktitude

A scale of the funkiness of a person, place or, thing.
'It wasn't the drugs or alcohol in my system that made me run off the road. It was the funktitude of the song on the radio'-James Brown
by chefrob April 12, 2005
mugGet the funktitude mug.

Fukitden

1.) A term used once your realized that giving your all and doing your best is not enough for those around you.

2.) Commonly used when you realize that you care more about someone else's problems or needs more than they do.
Example 1

Tanya: "So sorry I'm late, traffic was ridiculous!"
Duwayne: "Blah, blah, blah, nag, nag, nag. I'm still pissed!!!"
Tanya: "Fukitden! Be mad then, muthafugga!"

Example 2

Person 1: "I know you've been stapped for cash lately. Acme Industries is hiring on the spot on Tuesday. You'd def get the job if you went"

Person 2: "Oh, I would, but it's gonna be so hot and I'd probably have to get up all early to get there on time and my dog just died two years ago... you know I still haven't gotten over the stress of that..."

Person 1: Well FUKITDEN! be a broke ass! And NO you can NOT borrow $5 'til the first, you broke bitch!
by Enigma Jones August 4, 2010
mugGet the Fukitden mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email