funkitated

used to describe something weird, messed up, odd, or strange

man 1: Did you see that picture of the shark eating the seal?

man 2: Yeah, it sure was funkitated!

by Joshua Holt June 23, 2008

Fuckcrater

The event of when the sex between two individuals reaches the point of being so explosive, that it has left obtrusive evidence of the event to the rest of the world, in some cases affecting or even harming those who happen to be innocent bystanders.

"We definitely left a fuckcrater at Robert's house party after she let me sign that shit"

"They must have been had a good one, because that fuckcrater they left took a while for housekeeping clean up."

by TWiggles20 July 15, 2009

Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck

1. To have sexual intercourse.

2. An exclamation made when stuffed something up.

3. What Bushy and her Schmootzy Poo do.

Girl 1: Guess what I did in the public toilets! :D
Girl 2: *oh god..* What!
Girl 1: I had a Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck .. WITH MY SCHMOOTZY POO!
Girl 2: *WHAT DA FAAAAAAAAAAARK* cool.

by Bec Loves Kes :D October 8, 2011

fuckateria

A social gathering or other environment with large numbers of women present, often in a drunken or otherwise sexually receptive state.

This creates a situation with an overwhelming variety of cheap, easy options similar to a cafeteria at lunchtime.

That residence party was a total fuckateria, but Dave still can't get himself laid.

by Spewey April 13, 2004

fuckdate

same as a booty call, a date with the sole purpose of having sex/fucking

I had a really great fuckdate last night.
I think I am going to call Scott for a fuckdate tonight cause I am really horny.

by Rae Rae March 9, 2004

Fuckalated

something that is disrupted or destroyed due to some stupid not thought out prank/idea.

if you try to make that jump with your skate board youll end up being fuckalated

by annne22ew May 26, 2009

in vino fuckitas

In vino veritas = in wine, there is truth
in vino fuckitas = in wine, there is sex

Classy way to say "drunken sex."

Usually occurs at dinner parties, in hall closets.

Girl: After polishing off two bottles of red wine, the in vino fuckitas was inevitable.

by ProjectNine September 21, 2011