fuckfest

When two or more people get together and experience every sexual position known in a single night

Craig : So how did it go last night did you get laid?
Chad : You bet I went to Kiersten's apartment and we had a regular fuckfest I doubt if she can even walk straight today!
Craig : Damn dude how are you so lucky!
Chad : Well It's not really luck it's just my 14 inch cock that drives the girls wild!
Kelli : Hey Chad wanna stop by my place tonight and have a fuckfest?
Chad : Sure babe but I have to take care of business at Sara's first!
Kelli: Oh boy can't wait see ya later big boy!
Chad : Ya see Craig girls just love a big cock!
Craig : Wow wish I had A 14 inch cock!

by SlopNChop February 9, 2017

vehicular fuckfest

An extreme traffic jam where every car is so jammed together that you almost feel violated because everyone is practically in each other's ass.

Shit, it's almost five o'clock, hurry up and get somewhere before this turns into a vehicular fuckfest!

I feel like a fucking sardine in this vehicular fuckfest!

by megadookie May 13, 2010

fuckfest

can be an orgy or just a shitload of sex between two people

My neighbors had a fuckfest last night, they went for over 6 hours

by Paul S.W. November 6, 2006

fuckest

an adjective used to describe something so good, you can't describe it without swearing.

Guy #1: "That was the fuckest pizza I have ever eaten."

Guy #2: "Yeah and I took the fuckest shit after I ate it."

by Bosco Thunder March 23, 2008

gypsy fuckfest

When a party, gathering or rave becomes completely out of hand due to the pure horniness from the people attending. Where you find the "party" is no longer a party and borderlines orgy. People are drunk as hell, on the floor making out. Girls flopping tits out like it's nobody's business. Alcohol, sweat, saliva, sperm, pussy juice drips from the ceiling and there is no escape.

Example A: "Man what do think of this party?!"

"It's a gypsy fuckfest man!"

Example B: "Are you going to the party this Saturday?"

"Man... Have you seen the list of people going?! It's gonna be a gypsy fuckfest..."

by Hoooo-dini April 30, 2016

Haven't the fuckest

Based on the baby boomer era term "I haven't the foggiest idea." used to describe a complete lack of an answer when someone asks you a direct question.

Dan: Hey bro, I saw you called earlier, I was sleeping all afternoon. What do you wanna do tonight?

Jeff: Shit, I haven't the fuckest, I was gonna ask you the same thing!

by SupaniceMc November 7, 2012

hipster fuckfest

What is a hipster fuckfest? Oddly enough, there is nothing sexual about it. It's just a phrase my friends and I have been using for the last 10 years to describe a gathering, place, or scene that is overrun by hipsters, especially the tragically hip variety.

"Hey, want to go see that MGMT show at Holocene?" "Hell, no - that's going to be a hipster fuckfest."

by Pete Best, Graffiti Table February 18, 2008