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Fuckworthy

A person who is considered to be worthy of having sex with, or a person who is so valued by another that the negative consequences of having sex is far outweighed by the benefits.
Dude, I don't fuck with anyone. I only fuck those who are fuckworthy.
by A.lex.I October 20, 2015
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fuckfarts

Your mothers sweet queef.

Also a type of exclamation with more relevance than "fuck" or "shit"
I love when I go to your mom's house for a recipe and end up with her fuckfarts.

guy 1:dude your girlfriend wrecked your car
guy 2:fuckfarts!!
by dabooner February 8, 2007
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Fuckfart

A fuckfart(s) is a person or generation of people who abandon previous generations and their good knowledge and depend upon their own pitiful immature trial and error based abilities.

Fuckfarts, with their parenticidal tendencies, practice harsh age descrimination, hence the term fuckfart, because the fuckfart renders themselves nothing more than an outgasing that occurs directly after anal or vaginal sex, i.e their birth.

Fuckfarts have no substance. They are too self-reliant. They miss the point of multi-generational harmony.

They make you wonder what part of the asshole they grew up in.
xan__"Hey everyone Kelly is 43 years old."

Kelly__"Yeah thats great!"

xan__"Hahahahahahahahahahaha...Kelly's an old guy."

Kelly__"Excuse me?!"

xan__"Why do old ppl come on this chat all the time?"

xan__"They need to die."

Kelly__" :( "

Kelly__"What a fuckfart."
by James Kelly Williamson February 12, 2008
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fuckortunity

The opportunity to fuck someone that one would otherwise be entirely unlikely to normally fuck or be capable of fucking.
Dude, did you see phil over there talking to Alexis? He's like a 4 and she's like a ten so he'd better not blow this fuckortunity.

Starfucks also count as fuckortunities
by Savingtheworld September 16, 2013
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fuckfarts

Strictly it is when air is pumped into a vagina during intercourse, and released when the penis is pulled out.
Urban myth? Definitely not.
Talking from personal experience. They are not so smelly as ordinary farts though.
Also somebody insignificant.
They're just a bunch of fuckfarts (nobodies).
by shonny March 4, 2007
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Fuckfurter

***Fuckfurter (fuhk-fur-ter) adj./noun : A cross between a weenie (frankfurter) and a fucker. syn: cock sucker- douche bag- jerkface- etc.
"That fuckfurter Bob pinched a bowl from my sack!" -OR- "That bitch Jamie is a total fuckfurter."
by ~Jenifir~ @}~*~~ September 12, 2005
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Fuckfoot

1) An injured foot.
"I can't do shit now that I broke this goddam fuckfoot!"
by Lisa Kostik January 5, 2002
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