Fucks

A commonly unknown and forgotten system used to represent how much you care about some one. The system works along with the metric system having: Milifucks, Centifucks, Fucks and Kilofucks. Usually when measuring the amount of fucks that some one gives towards another or something that happened a device called a Fuckometer is used. This will be a way to accurately determine how many fucks where given. Commonly 10-100 fucks are given in a situation, but in hard times and other uncommon events 3 kilofucks can occur. Current world record is held after a man named Elija Volk realized his girlfriend had a dick. 34.47 Kilofucks

Holy shit I just stubbed my toe

Bitch I dont give a goddamn fuck if your damn wife is gay
Fuckometer - 0 Fucks Given

by BoysB4Toys May 29, 2018

fucks

something i am completely out of

TC: Cool story bro, btw im out of give a fucks.. go kill yourself

Andre: ='(

by TCWS October 3, 2011

Fucks

An abbreviation of the term 'Fucking Sucks'

Such as:

Ex. 1:
Guy: Aw man dude, my date last night turned out to be a dude, and he raped me!

Friend: Fucks to be you dude

Ex. 2:
Guy: Holy shit! The football game was canceled? This fucks!

by Brother Yas April 29, 2009

Fucks

Standard unit to measure how much someone care

She gave maybe 4 and a half fucks

by Residentialtrashdaddy May 30, 2018

Fucks

The unit of not caring

Person 1: what do you want to eat
Person2:a quantum super computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give

Fuck-o meter confirms zero fucks given

by Mr.kirito:) July 13, 2018

Fucks

Really like

I really fucks your outfit

by Tkxy May 17, 2021

Fucks

Adjective/Verb/; when something is better than good, and better than awesome, and the way and the only way to describe it is that it doesn’t have sex, it fucks

“How’s that Cinnamon Toast Crunch with chocolate milk?”

“It fucks!”

by Bexar210 July 7, 2021