turtle fuck

Two hard hats hitting, usually used in joke form with a new kid, or soft handed man, new to wearing a hard hat.

Joker: Dude, have you ever seen a turtle fuck?

Jokee: No, why?

Joker: Do you know what it sounds like?

Jokee: No, what?

Joker hits Jokee's hard hat with his own.

by Odinsworn December 20, 2006

turtle fuck

a pancake that is being used for masturbation.

damn hand me that turtle fuck

by Georgia Brott December 9, 2007

snake eyed turtle fuck

used as an insult meaning inbred or cluster fuck, all aroud multi use word

"You snake eyed turtle fuck"

by eyed turtle March 27, 2021

FuckTurtle

Someone who fucks things up

Cranky, your being a real fuckturtle today

by LanceIsLit March 12, 2023

fuckturtle

one who has sexual intercourse at an extremely slow pace

dude this chick i picked up at the bar was a total fuckturtle...
it lasted 6 hours

by Leaorem June 13, 2012