Fucking Golf Shoes

profanity used when you've ran out of marijuana

Fucking golf shoes, we're out of weed!

by Ashley Asthetic March 21, 2009

fucking clown shoes

Laughable. Not to be taken seriously. Immediately disposable.

Without Reid Genauer and Jon Trafton, Strangefolk is fucking clown shoes.

by portland January 25, 2006

shoe fucking

When you put your cockhead in the toe of your girlfriends shoe, hook the heel behind your ballsack and slide or fuck the shoe.

My girlfriend wears a size 8 1/2 shoe. It's a perfect fit for shoe fucking.

by WIII February 15, 2017

shoe fucking

when someone is walking too closely behind you and keeps hitting the back of your shoe with the front of their shoe.

Man, it sure is crowded walking out here and this jackass behind me keeps shoe fucking me.

We had fun at the bar last night, but I swear I got shoe fucked everytime I got up to get a drink.

by mike the mick May 18, 2009

fucking clown shoes

Anything that is substandard in some way or form.

"Mr Spendley is so fucking clown shoes"

by morgangills November 12, 2004

Shoe Fucked

Basically When Someone Puts Their Foot Up Your Ass

Guy 1:your such a retard
Guy 2:Shut Up
Guy 1:Make Me

Guy 2:(Puts Foot Up Ass)
Another Guy:Hahaha You Just Got Shoe Fucked

by Lawrence Guzman January 13, 2011

Fucking Clown Shoes

When something is pointless, worthless or just a big mess...

Gareth is moaning again about that project again, in his words, it's fucking clown shoes!

by DJ Sio January 15, 2009