fuck muffin

A muffin fucker or some one who fucks any dutch made pastry good.
Hey muffin fucker your a fuck muffin, yea i showd you, you muffin fetish freak!
by colt November 18, 2004
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Muffin Fuck

An exclamatory remark that one makes after making a wrong move in tetris.
"MUFFIN FUCK. I SHOULD HAVE TURNED THAT BLOCK AROUND"
by Barri the Clown December 23, 2008
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Muffin Fuck Basket

When you fuck a guy/girl with a muffin top
"Dude..I saw this bitch walking down the street and wanted to give her a Muffin Fuck Basket as a reward for being hot"
by Booface=] November 18, 2007
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Muffin fuck (the real deal)

When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.
Bitch, I'm gonna Muffin fuck (the real deal) yo ass.
by B-rownie March 15, 2009
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Fuck Muffin

It's as soft as a Muffin when she's riding you reverse cowboy!
Baby you can bounce that Fuck Muffin on my cock all night.
by Roy G Biv the 2nd February 28, 2024
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Fucking Muffin

The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.
You Fucking Muffin
by Crabguysmellofcrab June 30, 2019
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