frumpkin

To eat two fruit while on the toilet.
I feel so much better now that I frumpkined.
by Chunanana August 19, 2011
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frumpkin

A blumpkin with diarrhea. Receiving oral while sitting on the toilet and taking a dump at climax. Usually a surprise as the loose stool is not expected and the blumpkin becomes a frumpkin.
Debbie is still pissed off at me because she was working me into some blumpkin action when to my surprise I frumpkined and she got a little messy.
by betty February 25, 2005
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frumpkin

1. A fruity person. ie; The f stands for fruity & faggot and because pumpkin is a fruit it emphasizes this fact.
2. A person named luke.
Matthew: Luek u r a frumpalushious frumpkin
Shade . o O ( ROFL! )
by Matthew Larsen February 19, 2005
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frumpkin

a frumpkin is a piece of shit stuck with a piece of toilet paper which sticks to your ass hairs after taking a massive steaming shit.
Even though Tristan wiped his ass after taking a dump, he still had some smelly frumpkins hanging about his anus, and when I was sucking on his balls, I accidentally licked one off.
by Kyle Queen March 05, 2008
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frumpkin

My frumpkin is your frumpkin is our frumpkin
by Alo March 06, 2004
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frumpkin

a good flick in the testies while performing oral.
Jamie gave me a frumpkin last Tuesday... my balls still hurt!
by E.E. Cummings May 29, 2008
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Frumpkin Basting

When a man ejaculates on the face of a frumpy girl.
I went out last night frumpkin Basting ugly women.
by Souless75 April 05, 2023
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