frumpkin

To eat two fruit while on the toilet.

I feel so much better now that I frumpkined.

by Chunanana August 22, 2011

frumpkin

A blumpkin with diarrhea. Receiving oral while sitting on the toilet and taking a dump at climax. Usually a surprise as the loose stool is not expected and the blumpkin becomes a frumpkin.

Debbie is still pissed off at me because she was working me into some blumpkin action when to my surprise I frumpkined and she got a little messy.

by betty May 13, 2005

frumpkin

1. A fruity person. ie; The f stands for fruity & faggot and because pumpkin is a fruit it emphasizes this fact.
2. A person named luke.

Matthew: Luek u r a frumpalushious frumpkin
Shade . o O ( ROFL! )

by Matthew Larsen February 19, 2005

frumpkin

a frumpkin is a piece of shit stuck with a piece of toilet paper which sticks to your ass hairs after taking a massive steaming shit.

Even though Tristan wiped his ass after taking a dump, he still had some smelly frumpkins hanging about his anus, and when I was sucking on his balls, I accidentally licked one off.

by Kyle Queen March 5, 2008

frumpkin

a farting toad on a mushroom

My frumpkin is your frumpkin is our frumpkin

by Alo March 5, 2004

frumpkin

a good flick in the testies while performing oral.

Jamie gave me a frumpkin last Tuesday... my balls still hurt!

by E.E. Cummings June 2, 2008

Frumpkin Basting

When a man ejaculates on the face of a frumpy girl.

I went out last night frumpkin Basting ugly women.

by Souless75 April 5, 2023