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fruititosis

(noun) 1) to sleep next to, or near, a piece or basket of fruit, 2) to become closer in proximity to fruit during your sleep, 3) a sleep disorder, causing the individual to require fruit to sleep next to in order to enter REM sleep.
My fruititosis is acting up again.
I can't seem to get any sleep. Could it be fruititosis?
by kikel April 11, 2008
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fruitstickle

n. Any fruit served on a short, usually wooden, stick. Commercially prepared faux flower arrangements are the usual, but not the only, source.

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Whoa, dude! I am totally wiped from doing all these leapstands. How about we get a couple of fresh frozen fruitstickles?

Fresh frozen fruitsicles?

No, "fruitstickles".

No thanks, sounds lame.
by gnostic 1 January 25, 2013
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Fruititious

A generous person at a bar or a party who shares/buys alcohol for another. This alcohol however, must be "fruity" in nature.

To fully understand this definition, we must first define the context of "fruit" being used here. The "fruity alcohol" could be a referrendum to both the taste of that being fruity such as strawberry or even tomato (yes, a tomato is a fucking fruit); or it could also refer to the faginess of such a drink: for example a Pina Colada or a Red Headed Slut, more commonly known as a Ginger Whore.

Please note: in certain shots/drinks like Tequila where one may chase with salt and lime, the buyer could still be considered fruititious in nature as the lime is being used to add a fruit flavor to the alcohol.
Brian: Dude, I'll buy you a virgin strawberry daiquiri if you come people-watch at the pool with me.

Nate: Sounds like a plan, let me go get my lotion and banana hammock. You are very fruititious today.

(Note that in the above example, both the gayness of the ordered drink and fruity contents of the drink were being referred to by the word fruititious.)
by Yes, Its B! January 28, 2010
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fruitstand

a place where homosexuals gather to meat each other
Boy oh boy there is a huge fruitstand in the French Quarter in New Orleans loaded with homo's
by chickenman June 12, 2003
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fruitsterbating

The act of masturbating with a piece of fruit.
"I had the most scrumptious fruitsterbating session last night. I jacked off inside a banana, and it felt goooood."
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Fruitistical

When something is silly, stupid, annoying, anything you don't like, it's Fruitistical.
Mom: You should wear your red shirt today! It looks so nice on you!

Kid: No mom that shirt is just Fruitistical!
by Birdmamma December 15, 2010
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Fruititard

A derogatory term for someone whose family owns a fruit stand.

Also:
An ingredient used in jams and fruit juices
"Hey, look at that f*cking Fruititard!"
"Hey, my orange juice has EXTRA fruititard!"
by monkeybone908 November 16, 2009
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