Kentucky Fried Asshole

The BURNING sensation you will feel in your asshole approximately 7 hours after eating a KFC Zinger Meal, as you sit on the commode holding your ankles and screaming at passers by to "get Colonel Sanders".

Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.

It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.

Dave: Why do you walk like that?
Eddy: I have Kentucky Fried Asshole

by Dr Suffering June 16, 2010

Bankmanned Fried

To be "Bankmanned" , "Bankmanned Fried" or "Bankman Frazzled" is when everything instantaneously, yea in a flash of Holy Lightning, turns into a total and utter pile of steaming floffy shit!

Troilus: Old Don's ass got royally Bankmanned Fried !

Cressida: What?? That old schmuck was boasting on Sunday night about his new boyfriend, the villa he bought in St. Tropez and his new Jeep Cherokee!

Troilus: His ass got bankmann fried on Monday night !!!!! His new boyfriend cleared out his accounts, ran off with his accountant, the villa burned down and joyriders fucked his jeep and left it in pieces!!!!!

Cressida: his old ass just got bankman fried!!!!!!!!!

by Seymour B. Oundas November 9, 2022

Friederike

Freiderike is the most perfect human being to ever walk this planet. She is gorgeously beautyful, and can chaarm you from 1000 miles away. while she may LOOK like a sereotypycal "pretty girl" she is completly different. She has a different pint of view on life, but one that is always very uplifting. No matter, what you are talking about, she has a well formed opinion. She can be overly cautious at times. She is an amazing conversationalist. She can communicate well with mst people, and her charm helps her be liked by almost everyone. Probably would make the best girfreind in the entire universe.

When I met Friederike, I knew right away that she was different. And that was the best thing that ever happened to me. And once I make her mine, I will do everything to keep it that way. Friederuíke is the best thing that ever happened to me. <3

by ALFLO August 20, 2013

fried butterfly

The most special of all lady parts. The front hole.

People complain a lot about political censorship on Twitter, but at least they still allow women to post pics of their fried butterfly.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. February 12, 2020

Fite Me

A word used to aggravate people over the internet. It is used as a joke to signal you want to fight them. No one takes it seriously, and if they do it is because they are a squeaker.

squeaker: hey m9 fite me irl
MLG pro: nah m8 im 2 mlg 4 u, i hit a 1080 triple pistol switch quickscope noscope window shot while getting a triple positive k/d. il rek u

by FaZe Optic Jevshot April 6, 2015

Frieder

Is a person who is really cool has very much "swag" and is good looking.
He has usually a big penis and girls wants to be with him.

Hey dude, look at this frieder. He looks so cool and has multiple girlfriends.

by Indekar July 22, 2017

brain fried

When your brain feels so overloaded with work/stress/homework that you can't think straight and temporarily don't feel like doing anything that takes too much thinking.

Person A: "Hey, can you help me with math?"

Person B: "I don't know man, I feel brain fried right now.. I just got done with my exam."

by someboredguy May 30, 2011