When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.
John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.
Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.
Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.
by The Fratriarch October 10, 2023
A wealthy married dude that hangs out with your mom and pays her bills and buys you your Christmas presents. Meanwhile, she’s giving him handjobs on days when she is “working late in the city”.
by SonOfNJchurchwhore December 20, 2023
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Family And Friend {Friends & Family} : The Firsts Juvenile Release....
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Family And Friend {Friends & Family} : The Firsts Juvenile Release....
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 01, 2025