French Press

The act of sharting while tea bagging.

I was tea bagging Veronica when I felt a fart coming on. When I let it loose, I accidentally sharted all over her face. She laughed it off and thanked me for giving her her first french press.

by askldfjhh January 14, 2010

french press

another's ejactulation upon one's face

Damn! I french pressed that bitch last night!

by G Money Millionaire October 31, 2003

French Press

The act of one gentleman taking another naked gentleman, who is sitting indian-style, and bench pressing him. This is preferably done so that the scrotum is placed in the mouth and the nose is placed in the anus during the workout.

Disclaimer: Not recommended for normal gym hours

"Hey bro you want to help me with a french press? Sweet. Take off your pants."
"I was offered a french press by my priest. It wasn't was i expected."
"What the fuck! I thought you meant coffee!!"

by thejockjizzle August 13, 2014

French Press

When you are engaging in vaginal intercourse and whilst thrusting one simultaneously also performs oral sex

Yeah I gave her the French press treatment and she came like crazy

by Uwish January 12, 2023

French Press

Devouring food at such a fast pace that others may think you are attempting to get some physical exercise by eating so rapidly.

Holy crap! Did you just see that tub of lard next to us french press that entire whopper meal before he even sat down?!

by ibman67 January 18, 2009

french press

verb. The French Press is a two person, nasty sexual move, where one of the participants is propped upside down on their upper back, shoulders, and arms. A second nasty mo-fo injects the other with an anal surprise of coffee coffee enema, then the second player inserts his penis, or extra large dildo in the anus. When the throbbing grissle is removed the coffee pours out onto the floor.

Hey Cynthia let's go get a tarp and some Starbucks and do a French press at your grandma's house.

by WKF November 17, 2007

French Press

When you poop in the shower and mash it down the drain with your foot.

I got in the shower, and had to take a shit, but I didn't want to get out of the shower, so I just did a French press.

by Urban Dicks Are Hairy March 4, 2019