Mattress Freefall

The period of time between hearing your mattress frame crack and landing on the carpet afterwards. Caused mostly by obesity. A growing problem in the United States.

*Crack*
Person 1: Dude, we're entering mattress freefall.

by TumblingTyler January 11, 2010

freejac

The art of reaching ejaculation without using your hands.

Logie and the boys are coming over for a group freejac session tonight.

by EjaculationStorm August 9, 2016

Freefall Minaj

Nicki Minaj holds the record of not only one but two of the biggest freefall hits in history...

When you push your inorganic hits too #1 then embarrass yourself afterwards

When an inorganic song goes #1 and drops -87 spots or more FreeFall Minaj

by Inorganicgal December 22, 2020

Freemack Smack

An open-faced, two palm slap of one's own ass.

"Hulk Smash? FREEMACK SMACK"

by ~ May 28, 2004

freefucker

One who fucks hir partner while skidiving nude aiming for orgasm just as the shoot opens.

Charlie the freefucker hit up Hulga alright but due to her malicious groping, which loosed his parachutte harness, he soon found himself about to caress the gound.

by sonofgoyyim August 15, 2006

Freejacking

When an American actor portrays a British character with an accent so convincing that the audience is oblivious to their native accent.

The word derives from freeaboo (see also: teaboo, weeaboo). With the "tea" referencing the stereotype of British people drinking tea.

The opposite of freejacking is teajacking.

If there were an award for freejacking, Meryl Streep would win it!

by smchl August 14, 2019

Freefuck

An easy prey.
Someone you can easily have sex with.

G: Man... The other night... I introduced Irene to this guy... He had been with the same girl for many years, he had not had sex in 2 weeks, he was a freefuck for her...

Mel: Oh, what'd she do??

G: Nothing.

Mel: Aaaoh, what a shook one...

by Mandy da real April 2, 2009