Fratire

Fratire is the mode of dress traditionally accepted by fraternities, especially prevalent in the south. The definition of successful fratire is "conservative". This generally means solid colored polo shirts (never with popped collars), oxford style button downs, khakis or dock shorts, traditional blazers, dock shoes, driving mocs or loafers, and d-ring or club belts. This kind of clothing will generally ensure full frat potential, however bleached or gelled hair or any kind of jewelery will overpower even the frattiest of fratire and make you look like a douche. In addition, true fratire must come from fine brands such as those below:

Polo (the horse)
Brooks Brothers (golden fleece)
Cole Haan
Vineyard Vines (the whale)
Southern Proper
Sperry
Lacoste (don't overdo it on this one - the crocodile)
Costa del Mar
(this isn't a comprehensive list, just the basics)

Also, one should never wear all of one brand. It screams "trying too hard"

Things to avoid:

Abercrombie and Fitch
American Eagle
Gap
Aeropostale
Cargo shorts
puka shells
flip flops
non-Costa sunglasses
jean shorts (jorts)
anything trendy
anything your forefathers would cringe at

Brother 1: (wearing vineyard vines dock shorts, a Brooks Brother polo, sperry top-siders, costas with croakies and a Polo D-ring belt)
Brother 2: Nice fratire man, we better get these GDIs outta here before they see you or–
GDI: (head explodes)

by NumberSeven September 7, 2007

Fattire

Clothing specifically made for the morbidly obese. Typical fashion includes Track suits, resteraunts, garments with an elasticized band, moo-moos, spill proof teflon coated materials and in etreme cases...bedsheets with yellow nylon rope belts.

Fat Fred: Fuck this clothing store I cant seem to find anything that fits my lazy ass!

Store Associate: Perhaps youd like to peruse our Plus sizes where we have a wide variety of Fattire.

Fat Fred: I havent seen my penis in so long I consider it MIA.

by bwatson December 30, 2007

flattire

Film, television, and radio programs which are ostensibly satirical but which really flatter the audience by ingratiatingly reinforcing all their prejudices.

Bob thinks the Daily Show and Colbert Report are funny, but they're just flattire. What a mindless follower.

by hughgyonson April 6, 2009

frattie

A synonym for frat boy, but shows more derision. Chosen because it rhymes with "fattie," a common term of derision for the overweight.

And then a couple of fratties showed up at the party just because there was a keg.

by Anonymous June 10, 2006

fattire

clothing people wear when feeling plump

"After a Thanksgiving meal, my fattire usually consists of sweatpants and a baggy sweatshirt."

by SalvyZ November 23, 2018

Frattarelli

A italian last name. Usually stands for penis

Justin: Im such a Frattarelli
Jack: I know you were being a penis
Justin: I know I should not be a Frattarelli

by BlakeLikesToooPartyBoiz June 7, 2016

frattier

when something has fallen under the frat boy category more so than something else

chad is a much frattier name than ethan

by 13457483938ui7 August 15, 2021