flattire

Film, television, and radio programs which are ostensibly satirical but which really flatter the audience by ingratiatingly reinforcing all their prejudices.

Bob thinks the Daily Show and Colbert Report are funny, but they're just flattire. What a mindless follower.

by hughgyonson April 6, 2009

flat tire weed

a term used to describe ganja that refuses to stay lit in the bowl; similar to a flat tire, the weed does not "roll" properly

I just smoked a bowl of flat tire weed; I had to light it ten times!

by hallucinog3n September 27, 2009

frattire

The fashion or commonly worn drab of fraternity members. It is not uncommon to see pledges adopt the style very quickly in order to distinguish themselves from the local population and to seek acceptance from the membership.

Some common examples of traditional frattire are Vineyard Vines, Polo (sweaters, hats, shirts), Northface/Mountain Hardware jackets, Sperry shoes.

1.I heard Vineyard Vines is posting up some sick sales on their frattire!

2. Nice frattire! I haven't seen a Polo in that shade of blue, yet!

by Treepika March 18, 2008

Flat Tire

When you're walking and someone steps on your shoe and it falls off.

Damnit! Chris just gave me a flat tire and now I have to put my shoe back on.

by Sami45 December 25, 2020

Flat Tire

When you step on the back of someone's shoe to make it come off, or make them trip.

When I gave him a flat tire, everyone laughed.

Give that bitch a flat tire, I hate her.

by Dominick January 14, 2004

frattire

the attire of a fraternity member.

TIPS
pastel colors
prints
madras
shorts above the knees
croakies
never buy a suit under $500
over dress for the occasion
no double brands

NO
cargo shorts
tommy hilfiger
aeropostale
abercrombie
american eagle
tattoos
excessive jewlry
piercings
fake tans
socks and sperrys
hair gel
puka shells
hemp accessories
muscle shirts
fake tanning
hoodies
gdi things

*the following brands are in no particular order*

CLOTHING

Polo Ralph lauren
Vineyard vines
Brooks brothers
Tommy bahama
Southern proper
Southern marsh
Southern tide
Port southern
Buffalo Jackson
Lacoste
Jimmy and sook
Perils
Duck head
Nautica
j crew
murray toggery
fairway greene
Southern point
Southern waters
Bills Khakis
Flow society
Jerseys

Lax pinnies

BELTS
Tucker blair
Smathers and branson
murray toggery
Trafalgar

SHOES
Sperry
Cole Haans
Rainbow
Reef
Ll bean
Redwing
New ballance
Sanuk
clarks

SOCKS
nike elites
adreniline

SUNGLASSES
ray bans
maui jim
costa del mar
bolle
kaenon
any croakies

OUTERWEAR/COLD GEAR
gill
Patagonia
Musto
Henry loyd
Arc'teryx
merrell
Royal robbins
keen
Outdoor research
North face
The south butt
Mountain hardware
Kavu
Ll bean
Columbia
Marmont
Spyder
orvis
Helly Hansen
Carhartt

WATCHES
rolex

OTHER
camelback
smart phone
leather wallet
carrying a gun
pocket knife
zippo blu
flask

HATS
visors(sometimes)
any cool hat from a fratty activity

my closet is an example of a great frattire

by robert plant November 14, 2012

Flat tire Sitch

When a chick finally gets dick but he only lasts 30 seconds

Eric finally put out but it was a flat tire Sitch.

by Alaskagirl May 23, 2015