Frankenporksword

When your porksword gets some sort of infection and turns a mangy, rotten colour. It may even fall off in extreme cases of frankenporksword-itis.

Joe:Oh my God, i think i've got frankenporksword!
Clyde:Hahaha, unlucky!

by jack almighty December 15, 2008

Frankenhorn

An unlacquered hybrid horn, usually a Kruspe-wrap horn. One part of the horn must be nickel silver, and the other part must be yellow brass (an example is a Patterson-modified nickel silver 8D with a Conn yellow brass first branch). A Frankenhorn must be able to play stupidly loud in an orchestral setting and it should be very easy to play very loud.

When our asst. principal horn played the Frankenhorn, he played so loud in the first movement of Tchaikovsky 5 it caused the fourth horn to get really mad at him.

by Amberstream April 24, 2017

frankenford

an automobile that was manufactured by ford that was wrecked or damaged so badly It had to be fixed with another half of a diffident but also wrecked Ford automobile.

My car was in a wreck, they fixed it with another front end from another wrecked car, Its a real Frankenford.

by RaRa Rocket December 20, 2010

frankenwhore

An extremely ugly woman that still seems to be able to sleep with men

Steve Erwin (RIP): Cricky, it seems we found the elousive Frankenwhore, im gonna stick my finger in its bum.

by Kinky Kyle September 18, 2008

Frankenfood

revolutionary culinary creations that mash up original and unexpected food combinations and ingredients, resulting in delicious dishes...or awful misses.

Better known Frankenfoods include The Ramen Burger, Spam Sushi, and Spicy Pulled Pork S'mores.

Adam: "After eating that gyro egg-roll, I decided to make my own Frankenfood."

Jen: "I haven't seen you cook since '04. What'd you make?"

Adam: "Fried PB&J fish sticks. Yum."

by the fuuuuck? June 20, 2014

frankenfood

Food that has been genetically enhanced or has been grown using growth or other hormones.

Hippies often protest over Frankenfood.

by Khanrad July 8, 2003

frankentard

A person of diminished mental capacity who is quite tall and physically large in size.

When the short bus had to drop the handicapped students off at the school, the bus driver and his aide had to make sure the frankentard did not trip on the steps leading out of the bus or hit his head against the top the bus' doorway.

by Terminus_Est June 15, 2011