Frankensite

1. A website with a hodge-podge of graphics, style, and pieces of other sites and design.
2. A poorly made website.
3. A website that stalls, glitches.

1: Did you "try" to check out site XYZ?

2: Oh yeah, man. An utter Frankensite!

by Wonderkat October 16, 2008

Frankenstorm

A Frankenstorm is a hurricane and winter storm hybrid, involving a "monster" combination of high winds, heavy rain, extreme tides and snow. A Frankenstorm carries with it a risk of fatalities, power outages and severe property damage.

Farewell! I leave you, and in you the last of humankind whom these eyes will ever behold. Farewell, Frankenstorm!

by ClioMuse October 26, 2012

Frankenstoner

Someone who gets stoned out of their mind then can only communicate with a series of unusual grunting noises.

"Woah he's drunk"
"Ha! What a frankenstoner"

by Jesus' favourite Cousin January 4, 2009

FrankenShart

When you shart on the face of someone who is asleep, and they walk to the bathroom in a groggy state, trudging down the hallway like Frankenstein.

Chelsey fell asleep at my party so I gave her the Frankenshart to wake her up

by AdamODizzle October 11, 2008

Frankenshoes

Those awful clunky clodhopper shoe-boot. Usually the wearer is not walking but clonking.
In short, they look like shoes Frankenstein wore.

Yo checkout Vampire chic with them Frankenshoes make em' any taller you'll need a step ladder to get em' on mate!

by ReyMon! November 1, 2019

frankenstool

A lumpy deformed turd making its appearance after a gruelling period of constipation and often consisting of several layered and compacted hard mini turds.

'That laxative certainly did the trick' exclaimed paul, 'but I appear to have given birth to an enormous frankenstool in the process'!

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

frankenhooker

A female that looks as if she was constructed from parts that came from different bodies. Common features are (an)unnormally long or large arms, legs, torso, or neck. This ofcourse has to be in contrast to the female's body.

Man, that broad that Paul knocked up's head and neck look like they're off another chick's body. She's such a frankenhooker.

by dpms August 11, 2005