frankendong

a dildo with screws coming out of it - or a penis with an implant or some other type of surgical scar.

Nikki washed off her frankendong after using it on Dawn during an abnormally raucous nite of partying.

by Cool Me! September 25, 2005

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frankenfinger

The application of excessive force while attempting a delicate task; as if performed by frankenstein.

In trying to clean the toothpaste off of his bathroom mirror, Jeff presses way too hard against the glass, breaking it.

God damnit...I just frankenfingered my mirror!

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by aero-instability October 9, 2010

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An unlacquered hybrid horn, usually a Kruspe-wrap horn. One part of the horn must be nickel silver, and the other part must be yellow brass (an example is a Patterson-modified nickel silver 8D with a Conn yellow brass first branch). A Frankenhorn must be able to play stupidly loud in an orchestral setting and it should be very easy to play very loud.

When our asst. principal horn played the Frankenhorn, he played so loud in the first movement of Tchaikovsky 5 it caused the fourth horn to get really mad at him.

by Amberstream April 24, 2017

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frankenfringe

(noun) A horribly short fringe (aka-bangs) that looks similar to that of Frankenstein's monster.

I got carried away with the scissors and gave myself a frankenfringe!

by Au-enMediocrity February 7, 2013

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Frankengina

1. A deformed or disgusting looking,smelling, or tasting vagina.

2. When bowling and you recieve a split of two pins that are not directly to the left or right of eachother.

1. "I didnt fuck that bitch last night, because when she was naked i looked down and she had a frankengina."
2. "Haha, dude you just got a Frankengina!"

by Drewsthestud December 16, 2006

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