frankennut 

Used to describe a person bares the scars of testicular surgery in which a missing or herniated testicle was either added or lowered.

When added, the second testicle is for aesthetic reasons alone and contributes no functional value. In truth the added testicle can be any sentimental item such as a mothers gallstones or a nerf football.

The aesthetic addition of a testicle is usually to bolster the patient's low self esteem brought on by sporting an empty grocery sack.

Guy 1: "Hey frankennut! How's my nerfy doing?"
Guy 2: "Fuck off asshole!"
Audience: "Guy 2 you've just been Douged!"

frankennut by freedomfighters June 18, 2008

Frankenputer 

A computer with parts from a bunch of other computers inside it.

"I've taken parts from the last five computers I've had, and put them all into one tower. I've turned it into a frankenputer!"

Frankenputer by Alishya October 1, 2007

Frankenmuth 

A city in Michigan, often the butt of many people's jokes.

Shut your god damn Frankenmuth!

Frankenmuth by Damn Damn Danno October 11, 2005

frankenfit

The act of installing a part or component in something in a way that isn't actually correct but you just kind of fudge it so it works anyway. Often involves things that shouldn't necessarily go together.

Last night I frankenfitted that fork onto my road frame. Had to hack the head tube and face it with a bastard file, but hey - it works.

frankenfit by Dave "Bulldog" Munson December 8, 2003

frankenfurter 

A weiner, real or figurative, with frilly wrinkles resembling the stitching on a frankenpussy or japanese origami cunt. Think limp dick but a footlong limp dick so it is even limper by the transitive property.

I went to the convenience store for some hard sausage but all they had were frankenfurters that looked like they'd taste worse than a sasquatch's asshole.

45 is a frankenfurter if I ever saw one.

frankenfurter by ilikeeatingbrains August 18, 2017

frankenfurniture 

Crappy/cheap furniture you have to put together yourself. Usually made of particle board, wood by-products, etc. and has obscenely difficult instructions for something that should be relatively simple.

I got the cutest new desk from IKEA but when I got it home it was total frankenfurniture!

frankenfurniture by goodsgrrl August 26, 2005

frankencut

A haircut resembling that of Frankenstein's.

"Did you see Jerry's new haircut? Total frankencut"

frankencut by wally wilson May 25, 2009