Frankenpod

An iPod made by an arrogant hipster trying to resurrect one useful iPod out of the bones of many.

"I made that iPod out of multiple ones so It had a death sentence to begin with" "Oh, that's what you get for making a Frankenpod"

by Totes'mcgotes' March 22, 2012

Frankenpoo

When you shit something that is GREEN, HUGE, and LOOKS ALIVE!!!!

Omg after I ate those taquitos last night I totally shit a Frankenpoo!

I did the biggest frankenpoo last night and clogged the toliet.

by MyGildedFantasy January 8, 2009

Frankensplash

a. The act of your father having sexual relations with your brothers girlfriend.

b. The act of your father having sexual relations with your your girlfriend.

a. He got Frankensplashed last night.

b. Q: Why is he so sad?
A: He was Frankensplashed last night and his girlfriend left him.

c. Shut up you, that's why dad Frankrnsplashed your girlfriend!

by Garrgamel May 30, 2009

Frankensphincter

Frankensphincter. NOUN. (frank-en-SPHINC-ter) A term used derisively as an insult or put-down describing a person, or group, as a reanimated corpse made mostly or exclusively from the sphincters of dead people and/or animals, or describing the creator of such a creature.

The head of the petroleum company is trying to pass blame for the latest oil-spill debacle onto his project managers, and they'll likely blame their people, and so on. What a TOTAL frankensphincter. (In the example, both positions are expressed.)

by slego May 5, 2010

Frankenspliff

A spliff that is rolled by combining the contents of multiple roaches that have been collected over time. This abominable j must be spliffed in order to cover up the nauseating taste of ash and charred bud. The rolling of a frankenspliff is usually implied as an act of desperation due to a lack of fresh bud.

My dealer was dry and I thought all hope was lost until my boy told me he had saved up all his clips from the past week. We rolled up a fatass frankenspliff and got smacked.

by SiliconShady February 20, 2012

frankenpattern

To pattern using multiple styles and mis-matched pattern pieces. The end result is a combination of the garments that leaves the patternmaker horrified as to how it was put together, but usually no one else knows that from the end result. (phew!)

Also see - Nashion.

They asked me to Frankenpattern a spandex short with a woven attached fanny pack!

Bob Ross would love my happy accident of this top.

by Alyson Clair & Christy Taylor August 2, 2012

frankenrepair

A frankenrepair is a contraction of "Frankenstein" and "repair." It is a repair which, while functional, results in hideous or disfiguring changes to the object being repaired.

Wow, Bob fixed his bumper with a piece of sheet metal and 6 inch bolts. What a frankenrepair.

by clandestine_j August 4, 2010