Definitions by clandestine_j

frankenrepair 

A frankenrepair is a contraction of "Frankenstein" and "repair." It is a repair which, while functional, results in hideous or disfiguring changes to the object being repaired.

Wow, Bob fixed his bumper with a piece of sheet metal and 6 inch bolts. What a frankenrepair.

frankenrepair by clandestine_j August 4, 2010

netherbeard 

A large quantity of pubic hair. Often seen on 70s porn stars and Senator Scott Brown (R-MA).

Did you see the netherbeard on those centerfold pictures of our new senator, Scott Brown?

Holy shit girl, trim that netherbeard so it doesn't choke me to death.

netherbeard by clandestine_j February 4, 2010