clandestine_j's definitions

frankenrepair

A frankenrepair is a contraction of "Frankenstein" and "repair." It is a repair which, while functional, results in hideous or disfiguring changes to the object being repaired.

Wow, Bob fixed his bumper with a piece of sheet metal and 6 inch bolts. What a frankenrepair.

by clandestine_j August 4, 2010

netherbeard

A large quantity of pubic hair. Often seen on 70s porn stars and Senator Scott Brown (R-MA).

Did you see the netherbeard on those centerfold pictures of our new senator, Scott Brown?

Holy shit girl, trim that netherbeard so it doesn't choke me to death.

by clandestine_j February 4, 2010