dirty franco

Variant of the dirty Manuel and by extension, the dirty Sanchez, where instead of two partners there are three. The manouver consists of one partner inserting their fingers into the anus of the other and extracting some mud, the first partner proceeds to put the mud in the upper lip of the second and give the finger to the third to lick.

"Did you know that John, Manuel and Charles did a trio last night?"

"Yeah they told me they did a Dirty Franco"

by Shalom Groyper580 September 2, 2021

Dirty Franco

A joint rolled from old marijuana roaches.

That Dirty Franco taste’s like ass, but at least it does the job until payday.

by Joint-boy May 26, 2022

Luca de franco

i love luca hes so perfect and amazing hi luca 💗

me: my bf is amazing
girl: is he a luca
me: no hes better hes a luca de franco
girl: woah girl

by lucasgf February 12, 2024

franch dressing

when "frannie z" masturbates with a cucumber, the juices caused by her excitment is now known as "fran"ch dressing.

duddddeeeee i fucked frannie last night and she had some sweeeeet tastin franch dressing!

by ckjrhjmc April 8, 2010

tour de france

An international sporting event for evaluating new performance enhancing drugs, blood doping, masking agents, and other forms of cheating. Also a simultaneous event in which the chemistry people try to develop testing techniques to catch the cheating from the first event. Some cycling is also apparently involved.

See: amphetamines, erythropoietin, growth hormone, steroids, testosterone

There are two types of competitors in the Tour de France -- cheaters, and those that haven't been caught (yet).

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv October 2, 2006

Tour de France

The most popular cycling event in the world. It has been held in France every summer since 1903 (excluding the years of 1915-1918 and 1940-1946 due to the World Wars). The race has a current traditional length of about 3 weeks, and falls in the month of July. The rider do not race for three weeks straight, of course. They race one stage a day, with two rest days stratigically placed within the race schedule to give the riders ample time to recover. Each stage is usually around 100 miles or so. Among the most famous riders to win the tour are the Big Five. These are the five men who have won the Tour five times (or more). These men are: Jacques Anquetil (1957, 1961-4), Eddy Merckx (1969-72, 1974, Bernard Hinault (1978-9, 1981-2, 1985), Miguel Indurain (1991-5), Lance Armstrong (1999-2005). All of the above men won the tour just five time except Lance Armstrong, who won seven times in a row. The overall leader of the Tour wears the notorious "maillot jaune", or "yellow jersey". Other special jerseys include the polka dot jersey, given to the best climber, the green jersey, won by the best sprinter, and the white jersey, which is awarded to the rider under 23 years of age who is highest in the overall classification.

The Tour de France is awesome!

by StephenH December 28, 2005

Tour de France

The most challenging sporting event in the world.

A marathon each day for 3 weeks.

by FooberFoober August 30, 2005