franchise

a group of top tier scammers.
we are franchise, a family .🧟 ♂️🧟 ♂️

person: u a franchise member?
person#2: yeah #RR

by anonymous July 2, 2023

franchise

This what you do when you got nothing else to do. To franchise is an art you gotta own that shit. You wake up and decide to franchise on the spot you know what I'm saying?

My Grandma fell down the stairs and all I wanted to do was go franchise some men.

by ur momzzzz May 8, 2025

Franchise belt

A franchise champion is a belt given to certain boxers to avoid fighting their mandatories who are young hungry lions

You know they gave Canelo that franchise belt as he don't want no smoke with Charlo

by elelcooljane October 24, 2019

Franchise Sized Fuckup

Simply put, an unecessary mistake, which stemmed from a smaller problem, which didn't get resolved. As a result the issue got a lot bigger.

The term Franchise is used as the goal of many small businesses is to become well established, with a solid foundation and processes, which will enable them to Franchise out. This enables a small business to become a larger business.

Father: Do you take the car in to get repaired yesterday like I asked you?
Son: Umm, no. I forgot. What's the big deal?
Father: The big deal is, I need to pick your mother up from the airport in an hour and god knows whether I'm going to get there and back in one piece... this is a Franchise Sized Fuckup!

by buckonz October 18, 2008

Franchise-Ghetto

A cluster of at least a half-dozen nationally recognized chain eateries, hotels and retail stores. They are located in suburban areas and in rural regions at the crossings of two or more major highways. Franchise-ghettos thrive in areas of low population density that have heavy motor vehicle traffic. They generate lots of revenue but sap local communities of originality and commercial diversity, giving thousands of American communities a bland sense of sameness.

The "Goodman Rd @ I-55 Corridor" is a massive franchise-ghetto located in the suburban Memphis cities of Southaven & Horn Lake. This area of only one square-mile features an Applebee's, Arby's, Baskin Robbins, Best Western, Buffalo Wild Wings, Burger King, Chick-Fil-A, Chuck E Cheese's, Courtyard By Marriot, Cracker Barrel, Crystal's Hamburgers, Drury Inn, Dunkin Donuts, Edible Arrangements, Firehouse Subs, Five Guys Burgers, Golden Corral, Hampton Inn, Hardee's, Hilton Garden Inn, Holiday Inn Express, Home2 Suites, IHOP, KFC, Logan's Roadhouse, Longhorn Steakhouse, McDonald's (x2), Motel 6, O'Charley's, Olive Garden, On The Border, Outback Steakhouse, Popeye's Chicken, Red Lobster, Residence Inn, Sonic, Starbuck's (x2), Steak 'n Shake, Subway (x2), Taco Bell, TGI Friday's and Wendy's.

by LeighRay November 6, 2017

franchise father

A father that moves around starting new families every few years, keeping the old families secret from the new. He's like a franchise in establishing his territory and distributing his goods.

My biological dad is a franchise father. His marriage cycles lasted 2-8 years. I have 20 other siblings ages 10 to 40.

by Marty s. July 15, 2005

Franchise Rape

When a long-running franchise, with a well-established fanbase, is raped. The rape will always be committed either by a money-hungry outsider with no love for the franchise, or an insider who's totally sold out. Sometimes a franchise can be gang-raped by a combination of the two.

The victim of the rape will always be disfigured beyond recognition by the vast majority of the fanbase, and many have been known to burn their eyes out upon first viewing.

In terms of franchise rape, which film wins: Indiana Jones 4 or Wolverine?

Indy 4 got franchise raped so hard, the entire fanbase has gone blind.

by Fluffyudders May 1, 2009