Fortune Cookie

A "fortune cookie" happens when a woman's panties get stuck between her vaginal lips. One must pick the "fortune cookie" out, for it is quite uncomfortable to leave it there. It is also described as a wedgie from the other side.

*Girl digging hand in her pants*
Boy - ehEM.. WHAT are you doing?
Girl - Sorry! I have a fortune cookie going on down there.

by onlytalENT November 21, 2013

Fortune cookie

Furry slang that refers to a female dog's vagina due to it's similar shape to a Chinese dessert cookie. The female equivalent of a “red rocket” being used to describe a dog's penis.

Ron: Do you remember that red female dog from the movie Balto?

Bob: Yeah, I wonder how big is her fortune cookie.
Rob: Get help.

by FlyingFrog762 March 5, 2022

fortune cookie

THe dessert served with Chinese Food.

I believe in the advice of the fortune cookie.

by AYB February 19, 2003

fortune cookie

An Asian girl's pussy.

Her skirt was so short you could almost see her fortune cookie.

by P. Galore January 23, 2004

fortune cookie

A wierd looking, but somehow tasty, snack u get at a chinese resturaunt after ur meal, that whatever it says on there, you should add "in bed" at the very end of it

me:"hey mom, whats your fortune cookie say?"
mom:"you will live life a happy man....in bed"
me:"OMG LOL"
(this really happened! But I had to add the "in bed" part to make it go along with the definition)

by Ryuman757 May 17, 2008

fortune cookie

Lies.

My fortune cookie lied to me. :(

by jessijinx1017 January 1, 2010

fortune cookie

snow bunny but for Asian girls; hard to find but lucky to have.

Asian girls that only go for 🥷🥷

Yea, she’s the only fortune cookie at our school

by boldfortune444 May 8, 2022