A "fortune cookie" happens when a woman's panties get stuck between her vaginal lips. One must pick the "fortune cookie" out, for it is quite uncomfortable to leave it there. It is also described as a wedgie from the other side.
*Girl digging hand in her pants*
Boy - ehEM.. WHAT are you doing?
Girl - Sorry! I have a fortune cookie going on down there.
Boy - ehEM.. WHAT are you doing?
Girl - Sorry! I have a fortune cookie going on down there.
by onlytalENT November 21, 2013
Furry slang that refers to a female dog's vagina due to it's similar shape to a Chinese dessert cookie. The female equivalent of a “red rocket” being used to describe a dog's penis.
Ron: Do you remember that red female dog from the movie Balto?
Bob: Yeah, I wonder how big is her fortune cookie.
Rob: Get help.
Bob: Yeah, I wonder how big is her fortune cookie.
Rob: Get help.
by FlyingFrog762 March 05, 2022
by AYB February 20, 2003
An Asian girl's pussy.
by P. Galore January 23, 2004
A wierd looking, but somehow tasty, snack u get at a chinese resturaunt after ur meal, that whatever it says on there, you should add "in bed" at the very end of it
me:"hey mom, whats your fortune cookie say?"
mom:"you will live life a happy man....in bed"
me:"OMG LOL"
(this really happened! But I had to add the "in bed" part to make it go along with the definition)
mom:"you will live life a happy man....in bed"
me:"OMG LOL"
(this really happened! But I had to add the "in bed" part to make it go along with the definition)
by Ryuman757 May 18, 2008
by boldfortune444 May 08, 2022