Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.
Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."
Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."
Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.
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Joe: Did you hear that Lemony Snicket is writing a new series?
Billy: Really? What is it called?
Joe: The Series of Fortunate Events. I guess he finally had a good day.
Billy: Really? What is it called?
Joe: The Series of Fortunate Events. I guess he finally had a good day.
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A bullshit term that liberals and communists use to label people who make poor decisions in life and are quick to blame those who have succeeded or have wealth. Less-fortunate is the opposite of fortunate, which is defined as "lucky; enjoying good luck" and therefore someone who is less-fortunate just has bad luck. This definition loosely translated from on air definitions from former radio broadcaster Neal Boortz.
Mary has been divorced three times and has eight kids and is unable to support them with her minimum wage job. She is less-fortunate than Sally who studied in school, got a valuable degree, an above average salaried position in marketing, and is happily married.
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