When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.
Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?
Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*
Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*
by nocharge May 15, 2023
Get the unfortunately, or fortunately. mug.The series of fortunate events will occur when Lemony Snicket has a good day and decides to write about it.
Joe: Did you hear that Lemony Snicket is writing a new series?
Billy: Really? What is it called?
Joe: The Series of Fortunate Events. I guess he finally had a good day.
Billy: Really? What is it called?
Joe: The Series of Fortunate Events. I guess he finally had a good day.
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Nate: Ya know what? I go to one of the best schools in the state, my mother loves me unconditionally, I have a rich bestfriend, I get new Jordans regularly, and the bitches be lovin' on me. I really am fortuNATE.
Brendon: Ya, I wish my name was Nate.
Brendon: Ya, I wish my name was Nate.
by JoelyRoth August 21, 2012
Get the FortuNATE mug.A bullshit term that liberals and communists use to label people who make poor decisions in life and are quick to blame those who have succeeded or have wealth. Less-fortunate is the opposite of fortunate, which is defined as "lucky; enjoying good luck" and therefore someone who is less-fortunate just has bad luck. This definition loosely translated from on air definitions from former radio broadcaster Neal Boortz.
Mary has been divorced three times and has eight kids and is unable to support them with her minimum wage job. She is less-fortunate than Sally who studied in school, got a valuable degree, an above average salaried position in marketing, and is happily married.
by Lebowskee October 31, 2013
Get the less-fortunate mug.A Fortunate Ben is a person that's in a group of 3 or more, and , they're the only one with a diferent letter at the start of their name.
Me:"So basically, your group's made of :
You, AKA Liza, Leon, Larry, Luna and a Fortunate Ben?"
Girl3:" My name is Melodie, not Ben! Nor Fortunate Ben!"
Me:"Calm down. Im just saying, you're lucky to be the only one with a name that doesn't start with the letter 'L' ."
You, AKA Liza, Leon, Larry, Luna and a Fortunate Ben?"
Girl3:" My name is Melodie, not Ben! Nor Fortunate Ben!"
Me:"Calm down. Im just saying, you're lucky to be the only one with a name that doesn't start with the letter 'L' ."
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Get the fortunability mug.When receiving fellatio, the recipient spreads the legs of the giver and partially lifts them in order to spin them around in a manner similar to a helicopter's blades.
John: "How did you break your nose?"
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."
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