Dwarf Fortress

A multitude of Fun.

This game mainly involves the management of a fortress of Dwarves in the hope that you'll survive another year and not get overrun by the Goblins.

Oh, and it's ASCII.

Greg: Whatcha do on the weekend, Mike?
Mike: Well, I was playing Dwarf Fortress, my fort died.
Greg: Whadda fuck is Dwarf Fortress? Sounds shit...
Mike: No, it's awesome, it's ASCII!
Greg: Gaaaaaaaay.
Mike: FALCOOOON PUUUUUUNCH!!!

by Red Fortune May 31, 2009

Team Fortress

A mod for the original Quake. Arguably the best FPS mod ever.

"Team Fortress is better than Counter Strike. No, I'm serious."

by Tyler June 11, 2006

mong fortress

(noun) A room that has been fortified against the impending light of morning at the end of a mong. Materials involved in building fortifications are usually mongtresses, comforters, towels and stuffed animals.

Oh man... the sun is coming up... time to build the mong fortress...

by superm0nkey May 20, 2007

Fortress of Shitatude

When you find a rarely used toilet in the workplace.

Dude I found a toilet no one uses at the office, it's my fortress of shitatude

by mregina August 27, 2016

Fortress of Solitude

1. The place that serves as a base for superman. It was first seen in superman #17 on the borders of metropolis, however it is now usually thought to be located in antartica.

2. The bathroom at work, in it's solitude, you can have a few minutes of peace and quiet.

I'll call you from the fortress of solitude, in a few minutes.

by ratpak5 March 22, 2011

pussy fortress

The surrounding area of a thick girl's special holes. So soft and nice that's it's practically a fortress!

Guy1: Damn look at those thighs and ass!
Guy2: Yup like a pussy fortress!
Guy3: Fuck it! Moar cushion fo' tha pushin'!

by virginsurgeon April 1, 2009

Tetragon Fortress

TF2 but in Roblox. Useful for peeps who are mobile gamers but want to play TF2.

I can't get TF2, so i'll go play tetragon fortress.

by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin May 3, 2021