When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room. Fap Forfeit February is a challenge and you need to do it once every day until the 28th February
by trippiehomo April 22, 2018
Get the Fap Forfeit February mug.Noun-The Rules of Forfeit are the rules for any game that can be played with a friend.
1. The Rules of Forfeit state that whenever a person is not moving,contributing or playing the game. That person has exactly 5 minutes to make a move or do an action.
2. A person cannot keep making small advances to cancel the rules. Such as in the popular game of Hide n' Seek, the person who is it cannot stand there for 4 minutes then take a couple of steps and wait for the timer to go down again.
3. If a person has been forced to forfeit, they are disqualified from the game and will be known as, The Forfeiter.
4. As a punishment for a forfeiter, They get one item of there desire taken away at any time.
1. The Rules of Forfeit state that whenever a person is not moving,contributing or playing the game. That person has exactly 5 minutes to make a move or do an action.
2. A person cannot keep making small advances to cancel the rules. Such as in the popular game of Hide n' Seek, the person who is it cannot stand there for 4 minutes then take a couple of steps and wait for the timer to go down again.
3. If a person has been forced to forfeit, they are disqualified from the game and will be known as, The Forfeiter.
4. As a punishment for a forfeiter, They get one item of there desire taken away at any time.
1."Hey, its been 5 minutes!"
"Your right, Emilios disqualified!"
2."No, please dont take my cake, i will never forfeit again!"
3."Perskys been taking forever!"
"You do realize that hes disqualified because of the Rules of Forfeit, right?"
"Your right, Emilios disqualified!"
2."No, please dont take my cake, i will never forfeit again!"
3."Perskys been taking forever!"
"You do realize that hes disqualified because of the Rules of Forfeit, right?"
by MasterCK March 11, 2009
Get the Rules Of Forfeit mug.by the Warrior you Love December 19, 2023
Get the nvr_forfeit mug.A law in the United States, since 1984; law enforcement authorities are allowed to confiscate cash money they have reason to believe has not been legitimately obtained, and even if no charges are filed against the person whose cash is confiscated the owner must go to court to prove legitimate ownership of the confiscated cash; also known as legal robbery, this confiscated cash often goes towards funding helicopters for rural sheriff's departments and assault vehicles for Podunk towns that have no real use for them
Why are you taking my money, officer ... I was saving up to buy a motorboat with it .... What do you mean, I seem suspicious? What the fuck is seizure-and-forfeiture?
legal robbery civilian asset dispersion possession of cash suspicious money-holder guilty until proven innocent drug-war funding
legal robbery civilian asset dispersion possession of cash suspicious money-holder guilty until proven innocent drug-war funding
by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 24, 2014
Get the seizure-and-forfeiture mug.a system by which American authorities can legally seize your property if they suspect that it was used to make or sell drugs, or bought with drug money.
They don't have to prove anything, or have a warrant. They only need probable cause, which can be given by a drug dog scam. You may or not be charged with a crime, and you might never get your stuff back.
They don't have to prove anything, or have a warrant. They only need probable cause, which can be given by a drug dog scam. You may or not be charged with a crime, and you might never get your stuff back.
Ethel Hylton: "Why are you taking my money?"
Cop: "Civil Asset Forfeiture, ma'am. (Google it.) The dog smells drugs on your cash, so we're taking it all."
Ethel Hylton: "But I've never even touched any drugs."
Cop: "No, but your money has."
Ethel Hylton: "I'm innocent! I've done nothing wrong"
Cop: Relax, nobody's accusing you of anything. We're just taking your money. Forever."
Ethel Hylton: "wha...?"
Cop: "Civil Asset Forfeiture, ma'am. (Google it.) The dog smells drugs on your cash, so we're taking it all."
Ethel Hylton: "But I've never even touched any drugs."
Cop: "No, but your money has."
Ethel Hylton: "I'm innocent! I've done nothing wrong"
Cop: Relax, nobody's accusing you of anything. We're just taking your money. Forever."
Ethel Hylton: "wha...?"
by pseudoanonymous July 4, 2009
Get the civil asset forfeiture mug.In any pick up game, when you lose an item of gameplay because of your stupidity, anger, craziness, etc. you forfeit the game automatically.
Basil kicked the soccer ball into an unretrievable area that was locked off, so he lost the game because of pick-up forfeiture.
by AxJaL June 25, 2020
Get the pick-up forfeiture mug.A mandatory "handing over of da goods" --- i.e., hostages, weapons, treasure, etc. --- dat da evil "bounty-hunter Boba" would be forced to make when confronted by ray-blaster-wielding members of the Rebel Alliance who had come to relieve said helmeted villain of his ill-gotten valuables.
As fiercely proud and arrogant as The Great Galactic Fortune-seeker is portrayed as, I imagine he'd totally exhibit a "they'll never take me alive" attitude before he'd even consider making any forfettures to the Rebel Alliance.
by QuacksO January 2, 2020
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