foreplay

Fooling around and such :
-kissing
-touching
-BEING CRAZY!
...without taking it too far (i.e. fucking eachother)
you dont have to be single!!!

We should get together. You know, a lil foreplay... then who knows...

by RuStY February 14, 2005

foreplay

What is supposed to come before sex or leading up to it. Often conveniently forgotten by the male.

lisa "honey why don't you ever give me any foreplay?"
fred "what's that? oh you mean that ridiculous time-consuming event before sex? I completely forgot about it."

by darthpixie April 14, 2008

foreplay

The excuse par excellence if you are caught in the act of adultery.

Husband: YOU! What are you doing with my wife???
Adulterer: Well, seeing as I knew you were going to bone her later, I thought I would save you some trouble by doing the foreplay for you.
Husband: Oh, that's very considerate of you, old chap, you are such a true friend, etc etc

by Dr Pinch February 14, 2006

foreplay

The definition that you absolutely do NOT want to read while eating dinner and wearing sweat pants...

Reading foreplay definitions will give you a boner.

by Biden is a dick April 20, 2021

foreplay

The bit between closing the deal and her holding up her end of the deal. A necessary evil.

"Hey, I was thinking we could go out for dinner and then maybe back to mine for some steamy sex?"

"Oooh, sounds good... you forgot to mention the foreplay though!"

"No, no I did not."

by gratedraindrop October 05, 2008

foreplay

The act of embracing a loved one or close friend after a long separation.

"Brett? Is that you?"

"Hey, what's up man? I haven't seen you in forever! Gimme some foreplay, man!"

(They embrace)

by bricklayer69sofine March 29, 2011

foreplay

When 4 people have sexual relations.

Wife: Why don't we have foreplay?

Husband: Because you will not let me bring two other women to the house.

by Capt-Hank August 27, 2008