Fondleslab

Any portable touch screen device beloved by it's user and incessantly fondled in public.

The mac fanboi drooled as he pawed at his latest fondleslab.

by Chris6502 October 22, 2010

pre-fondler

One who has no yet fondled; an awkward teenage syndrome which occurs before the boobies have been touched. Typically characterized by overexcitement, eagerness, and pre-mature....happiness.

Pre-fondlers typically awkwardly creep on women and have heinous dance moves. They are alarmed and overeager when a female of any age, race, or physical stature shows them any attention and tend to brag about it.

Matt tries to act suave, but watching him around women....definitely a pre-fondler. Look at him laughing at everything Jessica says!

by dubhead89 April 20, 2010

Ass Fondue

Any anul crust that resembles processed cheese food.

Dude, wipe that ass fondue off your face!

by Navin_Johnson April 14, 2008

fundie hole

An online place where fundies hang out, often innapropriate to the place's intended purpose. Many times will infest a chat or message listing to make it their own fundie hole. A well known Fundie Hole is the "Post Your Thoughts" link in virtually any major AOL news story no matter what the subject or topic of the article. They are especially attracted to any scientific story to insult it and promote their own religious dogma, thereby turning the entire post section into a fundie hole.

marinebiologst22 - Hey, did you read the AOL news about that dolphin with the vestigial hind limb?"
Iluvcetaceans - Yah, I went into the message section but it was already a fundie hole and I couldn't sort out any serious posts.
marinebiologst22 - Geez. Fuckin' asswipes...

by Grafikman January 22, 2007

fundietard

A fundie who is also a retard, which happens to be the case with most fundies.

Alice: Man, did you hear the story about two parents letting their deathly ill child die by praying instead of sending him to a hospital?

Bob: sure did, what a bunch of fundietards.

Alice: true.

by Supreme_Bananas January 15, 2009

Double Fonzies

Twice as good as regular good.
2 thumbs up!

"Dude, those spicy chicken wings were total double fonzies"

by Bendy - SAB September 16, 2016

Fondue

What Steve Rogers and Tony Stark do late at night.

Steve freaked out the first time he heard Tony say, "Hey Steve, you want some fondue?"

by someonewithrandomwords August 23, 2012