fart follicle

Super tiny microscopic particles that excrete from your anus whenever you flatulate.

Today, my girlfriend farted on my penis and later on I found a fart follicle there.

by Bearded genius September 4, 2016

falsicles

Breast implants, often noteworthy for the perfect curve of the cleavage and resistance to gravitational influence

Falsicles are often so obvious that little is left to the imagination

by duh doc duh February 24, 2010

folliclist

A person with an irrational and prejudicial hate for bald people.

That folliclist just punched a bald man, so he's a fucking dick

by ramphilosophers May 25, 2023

The Follicle of Love

The single strand of hair that mysteriously ends up between a female's butt cheeks in the shower. Pulling this strand out gives her a pleasure in which she doesn't quite understand.

As the suds slowly dripped down her breast, she gently pulled the follicle of love from her bottom and put it on the shower wall.

by Guttertron June 9, 2017

Male Follicle Sensitivity

Here’s a witty and humorous definition for "Male Follicle Sensitivity" for Urban Dictionary:

Male Follicle Sensitivity (MFS)
Noun

A highly documented yet widely ignored medical phenomenon affecting men when their significant other plucks an ingrown hair from their beard, resulting in an exaggerated yelp that rivals a toddler stepping on a Lego.

Common causes include:

Indoor humidity levels dropping below 34%, rendering beard hairs as brittle as ancient parchment.

A full moon, which mysteriously amplifies nerve endings by 300%.

The presence of an audience, increasing the need for dramatic effect.

The TWK (Tweezer-Wielding Katherine) saying, "Hold still, this won’t hurt." or "Oh, I'm sorry." (Both blatant lies.)

Despite its prevalence, MFS remains unrecognized by medical professionals, largely due to them suffering from the condition themselves as well as threats from their wives.

John and his wife often become frustrated with each other because of his Male Follicle Sensitivity. She says John never lets her finish and it wouldn't hurt so bad if he didn't make her pull out too soon.

by R2u2 March 29, 2025

Pollicles

Defined as a specific "Particle" mainly found in the region of the face (front portion of the head generally consisting of nose, mouth and eyes) many pollicles can make up an entire polliclie which is a grouping of pollicles.

when someone says "there are pollicles in my face." or "Hey dad! I learned all about pollicles in school today!" or "Son, i'm taking you out of school if they are teaching you about pollicles because they don't exist."

by team staylor January 17, 2011

Follicism

Follicism can be referred to as classifying one's attributes according to one's hair color (Blonde, Brunette, Auburn) and/or style (Curly, Straight, Frizzy).

Noun (Follicist): A person who associates the physical attributes of one's hair color in relation to one's intelligence, capability, social status, personality.

Adjective (Follicism): Having the belief that the physical attributes of one's hair color determine one's intelligence, capability, social status, personality.

Most claims of follicism can be found when applying for jobs demanding a certain physical appearance, such as within the fashion industry.

Phrases such as, "all redheads are wild in bed," or, "blonds aren't the very brightest," are some of the most follicist things I hear on a day-to-day basis.

by TrackSirSnack May 20, 2014