You picked the wrong house, fool!

A popular line from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas said by Big Smoke, during the intro mission of the game. It's the first thing Big Smoke says, too.

Big Smoke: *storms in with a baseball bat* You picked the wrong house, fool!
CJ: 'ey, 'ey 'ey 'ey, Big Smoke, it's me, Carl, chill, chill!

by Gamma the Enigma August 19, 2016

Fool's Gold

Someone who is in love with someone who is only using them, or taking advantage of them, but the person being used is still in love with the other person.

And yeah I've let you use me from the day that we first met

But I'm not done yet

Falling for your

"Fool's Gold"

by Jess Styles May 18, 2015

lovesick fool

1) Someone that falls blindly in love with another, oftentimes doing whatever it takes to make them happy and giving them anything you've got.

1) Poor girl, she's a lovesick fool for him- she can't even see that he has no feelings for her.

by Rehabilitation December 2, 2015

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

by notjakelmao November 4, 2020

boo boo the fool

something your black mom isn't.

mom: i don't know who you think i am, but i'm not one of your little friends or boo boo the fool.

by peytonbitchezzz July 17, 2016

The Fool's Sip

The Fool's Sip is the subconscious reflex of a lying man in panic.

I know he's lying cause he Took the Fool's Sip when I asked him what happened

by OtherwiseFox July 25, 2022

April Fool's Day

The one day when it's okay to be a complete and total asshole.

"Mom, I'm pregnant!"

"You're only fifteen." **has a heart attack**

"...Happy April Fool's Day..."

by jaycubed31 April 1, 2009