fossilnet

One of the "biggest Technoblade's sourse of income" and the reason that Carl (horse) exist in the first place

Fossilnet: "If Carl die im stop donating"
Techno: "Welp! Carl never dies then"

by Totally not an orphan March 2, 2022

Fossil Boy

A young man, boy or student with an unhealthy interest in fossils, paleontology, or geology in general.

Fossil Boy is out digging for rocks again

by uncle_fester June 9, 2009

Fossiloss

The quantity of fossil fuel (gasoline or Diesel) that is lost or wasted by someone idling their vehicle while interacting with a smartphone

Turn your engine off, dude. Idling in your air-conditioned car playing Candy Crush will lead to gallons of fossiloss.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles September 8, 2019

fossil

1. an old-fashioned person

2. an elderly person

Why do I have to listen to this old fossil?

by Light Joker August 1, 2005

fossildick

Elderly men who flirt with and/or try to hook up with women 23 and younger.

Old men who want to date young women.

Yuck, that nasty 'fossildick' keeps staring at me. I heard he followed you around last night and tried to get your phone number.

by J-doll September 9, 2008

fossilize

Verb: to defecate or take a shit; to poop

"Man, I just ate that taco bell, now I need to fossilize, on the real."

by Leemz May 21, 2008

Fodily

A lesbian's word for vagina. Used commonly when lesbians attempt to have sex with eachother by rubbing their "Fodily's" together.

Stick your hooha up my Fodily!

by Itzz_Chase69 November 4, 2008