flubbergasted

shocked to the point of bouncing off of walls; a portmanteau of 'flubber' and 'flabbergasted'.

Dan was flubbergasted when his girlfriend agreed to marry him, but he was consequently arrested for disturbing the peace.

by ruwisc October 15, 2009

flubber tits

a man who who possesses jiggly breasts

"Hey flubber tits, come sit on uncle Fidencio's lap."

by Fidencio Salazaar December 12, 2002

flubber blubber

flubber and blubber. Its where a person that is overweight has lots of over hangin fat excess fat. When you slap it it moves

Maria: OMG
ALanna: what!
Maria: I got flubber blubber how am i suppose to go to the dance now!!!!

Example 2:

Tyson: Look!
Jake: Where?
Tyson: There. See that flubbler blubbler on that chick over there..YUCk

by 8PINK8 July 5, 2007

flubberen

gekke spastische bewegingen maken, terwijl je kijkt als een Geert.

gijs was aan het flubberen

by therealallah November 11, 2014

Flubbering Seal

1) One who commonly flops around on the couch like a seal with too much blubber on his body making disgusting sounds.

2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.

3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.

4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)

The Flubbering Seal is such a useless, unemployed piece of shit that whenever I think of him I want to beat him to death with a tire iron.

The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."

by Nemesis of The Flubbering Seal January 5, 2009

Flubberduck

When you need to wank and it makes a weird noise which sounds like a rubber duck and flubber

I tried to wank last night but I was flubberducking so loud that my mum walked in.

Dude, I can hear your flubberduck from across the hall.

Stop flubberducking John we're at the cinema

by Vagbubbles December 6, 2013

flubbergab

One having a twenty pound labia.

Misty, get away from me with that flubbergab

by Jerrad (From Subway) October 3, 2003