hopeless flirter

Someone who is in love with flirting. They don't necessarily want a relationship, just someone to flirt with.

Person 1: You like him, I know it!
Person 2: No I don't, I'm just a hopeless flirter!

by Flirter October 14, 2013

floater shot

A topper shot on a cocktail that floats on the top of the cocktail, aka a floater. As an extra kick to the drink

Adam: Hey bartender, give me a bushwhacker with a floater shot for a kick.

Bartender: One bushwhacker with a floater, coming up!

by the comand'r October 28, 2021

Flopter Copter

When a naked man gyrates his body in such a manner his penis rotates to mimic the rotation of helicopter blades.

The girls were impressed at the speed of Steve's flopter copter.

His flopter copter was so big and fast it blew the whiskers on his chin.

by Squaville May 26, 2016

choad floater

Pretentious hipster douche who thinks he's better than you.

Sam wears ironic pink glasses and only buys vinyl. He's a complete choad floater!

by DoctorYes March 4, 2011

a floater

poo that floats on the top of the toilet water

it's a gigantic floater!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

Internet Flirter

A teenage girl who always leaves flirty status/picture/general comments on guys' myspace, facebooks, etc. using flirtatious language, which actually turns out to sound really stupid

Picture comment of hot guy examples:

yerrcute(:
omggs hella cute:)
yewww shoulddd text meee sometime(;
dammnn boy, you is hella handsomeee
your cute (:
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Profile comments on MySpace:

heyy(: I'm Britneyyyyy whats yourname:)?
heyyycutie:) sup?
yoursupercuteXD whats up?(:

etc. etc. etc.

An extremely overly used picture comment often used on hot emo myspace whores:

your cute(:

you will see about 50 on any hot myspace whore's image comments. Anyone who uses these excessively is considered an internet flirter.

by Anna! =) November 26, 2009

Serial Flirter

A person who flirts with everybody under the sun

lizzie: "omg, i think he's really into me! did you see how he touched me?"
carly: "i wouldn't get too excited, he's a serial flirter"

by sep24 September 25, 2011