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Floralba

Floralba is a person who is so sensitive, sweet, kind and loveable. She will always have your back and if you are really close to the person make sure you never screw up the bond you 2 have because loosing a Floralba will be the worst thing you’ve ever done. She is the type of person you could and should tell everything to. She gives great advice and will always be the realest. She seems to know a lot and is very artistic! But don’t get on her bad side or she could and would beat a bitch
Have you talked to Floralba, she’s so sweet
by Dongding1999 February 5, 2019
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Floriana

The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She's the most perfect girl in the entire world. She's beyond gorgeous. She's intelligent, funny and once again beyond gorgeous. She will make you laugh everyday even at the worst mood. Don't let her go, your life will end.

I love you Floriana
She's amazing! She's a Floriana.
by Thatguysdsd December 9, 2012
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Flora

The most amazing person on this planet. Such a beautiful, hardworking, inspirational girl. You can trust her with you’re life. She’s the best friend you can ever get and if you have a friend like her you’re the luckiest in the whole planet. She doesn’t yet know her worth and at many occasions underestimates herself. She’s insecure at times but that’s the way life’s forced her to be. She won’t only know you well but she’ll understand each and every emotion of yours even when you don’t convey it in words. Be it a good or a bad day she’s always going to hold you’re hand and take you ahead in life.
Flora is my life.
by MaUdFl February 4, 2018
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Florida Man

A key word used a lot to describe all the weird news stories about random Floridians committing weird and dumb crimes, due to the state law regarding freedom of press about the fact that every police or court case must be public. Most of these weird stories, however, are related to white Florida men, the police and drugs. Due to this, this is why people outside Florida hate Florida. Can also be used as Florida Woman.
Examples:
- Florida Man lights off fireworks inside Wendy's restaurant
- Florida Man caught watching solar eclipse while stealing car
- Florida Man swings 4ft alligator towards customers
- Florida Man attempts to steal car that isn't working until police arrived
- Florida Woman arrested for pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Man bites head off hamster
- Florida Man has sex while stealing trailer
- Florida Man attempts to swallow bag of weed while being pulled over by police
- Florida Man banned from beach after allegedly giving sugardaddy business cards to young girls
- Florida Man pissed that AT&T trucks are working outside his house, shoots tires
- Florida Man accidentally kills girlfriend after thinking it was a hog
- Florida Man beats up accused rapist in front of deputies
- Naked Florida Man breaks into neighbor's house to top his burgers with sesame seeds
- Florida Man poops into jewelry parking lot
by i hate sjws August 26, 2017
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Florida Man

The stupidest thing on earth. You dont want to mess with him, as he might attack you with a fried chicken or a catfish. His fuel is Bud Light and methamphetamine. They LOVE playing sports with gators and using fish as baseball bats. Nothing can stop a Florida Man except another Florida Man. Get on his bad side, and he will feed you to his cat Spleens. Nobody is a crazy, random, or stupid as a Florida Man. Only Russians or Australians can match up against them. So dont mess with Florida Man.
Dude: bro did you here about the Florida Man?
Other dude: yeah. Didnt he stab his wife with a squirrel?
by ThatOneGuyk October 18, 2019
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A.C. Flora High School

Shitty school. Old as hell with teachers who can't teach. Shout out to Mrs. Snelgrove, great teacher. You too Mr. Hess. But anyway, this school is extremely old, overprices there pizza and gatorade machines, and has an really annoying principle who can't understand that you don't have to scream into the intercom in order for it to work.

-James O.
I wish I never had to go to A.C. Flora High School..
by Lyion September 4, 2016
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florida steam pipe

When a man or woman hits their vape and blows a giant vape cloud into their partners anus. The partner then showers the man or woman with the vape cloud from their anus.

The Florida Steam pipe
Rob told me that he and JImmy love to give each other Florida Steam Pipes!!
by Rexlba July 6, 2019
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