Floaters

People who are pieces of shit, but somehow rise to the top.

Remember that guy from tinder who gave me the clap? Well, he just got married...

Damn, girl... How are all these floaters get married before us?

by LizzytheShizzy July 10, 2020

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Floaters

When Beer is left on a table, counter or anything where it is abandoned half full.

"alright, we all paid for this beer, no floaters"

"Who's floater is this?"

by Dickhole Sucker June 4, 2009

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Eye floaters

Those annoying little pieces of shit that dance around in your eyes like it's a goddamn nightclub, they also can cause panic and anxiety in some people (Myself included)

These fucking eye floaters are starting to piss me off

by TheWarHorse100 July 9, 2019

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Pool floaters

Ejaculating in a pool and having your semen float around. Not to be confused with fish food which is whe you nut in a pool and a girl swims through it and eats it

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Nah man that shit got pool floaters

by Rac.coonman April 1, 2019

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A bunch of sick ass dudes. Go on adventures. There are usually 5. The shortest one will leave the group soon. The tallest one is...GAY. Then u have the second tallest he’s kinda roles his own ball through life and doesn’t give a fuck, and really selfish. The middle one is dumb as fuck like dumb as a fucken stone. Like he should be in a metal hospital. Then there’s the 4th tallest he’s really athletic and already has a college on his ass. LOCAL FLOATERS

We r the local floaters

by Don’t bite it January 15, 2020

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