Floaters

People who are pieces of shit, but somehow rise to the top.

Remember that guy from tinder who gave me the clap? Well, he just got married...

Damn, girl... How are all these floaters get married before us?

by LizzytheShizzy July 10, 2020

Fruber driver

Using a friend to drive you places because you don’t feel like spending money on ubers.

I’m going to ask Jenn to be my fruber driver and take me to the international airport since it’s 45 minutes away.

by LizzytheShizzy November 23, 2020

Jennfluence

When you are hanging out with a Jennifer and you are completely powerless to their influence.

I was at a bar with Jennifer, and kept making decisions solely based off what she wanted me to do. I was completely under the Jennfluence.

by LizzytheShizzy December 06, 2020

Gin & Toxic

When your negative traits come out while drinking liquor.

Is this work Christmas party serving Gin & Toxic? Jenn in supply chain keeps slow winking & blowing kisses to our boss.

by LizzytheShizzy December 17, 2020

Jimmying

When you ask a friend to drinks then end up inviting yourself to stay at their house all weekend.

Verb: “We should get drinks tonight- but may end up Jimmying at your place.”

by LizzytheShizzy June 26, 2020

Ginfluence

When you are drinking gin and it’s influence takes over your better judgement.

I texted an old bumble match yesterday after four drinks.... I was definitely under the ginfluence.

by LizzytheShizzy December 06, 2020

Fruber

When you don’t feel like fronting the money for an Uber, so you ask a friend to drive you around instead.

I’m going to ask Jenn to be my fruber to the airport tomorrow since it’s 45 minutes from my house.

by LizzytheShizzy November 23, 2020