flatulepsy

A sudden and uncontrollable release of intestinal gases.
(from Latin. "flatus" -- intestinal gas + Greek "lepsus" -- an attack.

1. "Poor Tom had to stay home. He has flatulepsy".

2. "Flatulepsy can be treated by a regimen of proper dietary intake."

3. The sudden exodus from the room was blamed on a unbearibly odiferous instance of mass flatulepsy, brought on by excessive chili consumption."

by Steeplejack February 12, 2010

flatulist

A flatulist, fartist, or professional farter is an entertainer (sometimes considered a comedian) whose routine consists solely or primarily of passing gas in a creative, musical, or amusing manner

A real flatulist knows you just slightly roll down the other passenger window. This creates a small air current which slowly drags the fart across their face ensuring maximum damage.

by FartAficionado July 29, 2016

Fatclipse

An Eclipse caused when a fat person is so large they completely obscure another person behind them.

Holy Shit! Kristen is so fat I couldn't see that dude behind her!

That's a Fatclipse

by GunnieGraves December 4, 2013

Flatulicious

Any food whose potential to cause embarrassing flatulence is far outweighed by its delicious aroma and flavor.

With 9 kinds of rice, 11 kinds of beans, 5 different vegetables, dozen-spice hardwood-roasted beef, and thai coconut sauce, these leftovers aren't just good -- they're flatulicious!

by IanSean April 4, 2008

Flatulitis

is the disorder in which courses your anal sphincter to release the back up methane pressure when it reaches a PSI of 15.

Damn, Janet has a bad case of flatulitis tonight. I feel bad for Steve and the air surrounding his nostrils.

by Gas Queen March 1, 2011

flatulizer

One who consistently engages in the art of flatulence. a farter.

Yo, Joe is a natural born flatulizer.

by slice-o-matic April 8, 2005

flatulimp

when a fart alters your gait.

Oh, that smell! It was then that I noticed his pronounced flatulimp.

by elfrouter April 19, 2015