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by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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Flats

a flat shoe, looks like a ballerina slipper, that girls are wearing all the time. They can come in any color and with most any design on them. Causes = smelly, sweaty feet.
Look, that girl is wearing gold flats to match her gold earrings and gold purse.
by anti-flat April 11, 2010
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flat

adj. Used to describe a person of the female sex as to having no breasts.
She is flat as a board!
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She is flat as a brick.
or
Your mom is like a carpet, flat and always getting laid by Mexicans.
by Tim Finney March 23, 2003
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The Flat

Nickname for Lafayette, Louisiana. Called this because the word flat is within the word Lafayette.
We went to The Flat last night. Downtown was full of bitches.
by Louisiplaya January 18, 2009
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flat

an adjective used to describe a girl with no ass or tits.
by pascal July 23, 2004
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flat

Short on cash, running low on money, going broke.
"Loan me some money!"
"Sorry, but I'm flat tonight."
by Soma9 July 15, 2008
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flat

Used to describe soda that has been left out too long or is old, thus losing its carbon-doxide infused goodness that we like to call fizz. It is not good. It makes people sad.

flat's best friend and synonym is warm.
You asshole! This whole 12-pack is flat!
by Dre March 04, 2005
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