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Featherdusting

When hooking up with a girl and she will not let you have sex with her so you play around near her vajayjay with your cock but never put it inside her.
Example 1
Guy 1: So what did you do with her last night?
Guy 2: Well she wouldn't let me have sex but I featherdusted her a little.

Example 2
Girl: Don't you have a boyfriend?
Slutty Girl: Yeah but we were only featherdusting, that doesn't count as cheating!
by oliviz May 4, 2009
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Down-Feathered

When your loved one drains your balls of all sperm and now your balls are light as a down-feather blanket
My girlfriend Down-Feathered me and now my balls feel light as a feather!
by My kid is a Mallard June 25, 2019
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Flutered

Word used in Ireland when you are very very mouldy (drunk)
Jesus I was very flutered last night
by Flutered feen November 3, 2018
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blathered

Completley drunk, to be pissed out of one's face to the point of an alcohol induced comatosed state,
Mate forget that, im blathered, i want a kebab then im going home

Last night i was absolutley blathered
by skooczy May 7, 2015
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flathead

A term used to describe someone with few or no brains or common sense, resulting from repeated beating of one's head against the wall. An antiquated term from mid-20th century.
Little Joey runs out into the street.. in front of a careening ice-cream truck. Dad yells, "Joey! You flathead! Get out of the street!!"
by BlackKat65 June 23, 2010
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fluthered

My girlfriend went back to school yesterday and last night I got absolutely fluthered.
by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022
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flattened my batmobile

When someone does something to crush your dreams
Dude! You just flattened my batmobile! I was so totally going to be in One Direction!

STOP FLATTENING MY BATMOBILE! I CAN BE A UNICORN! I CAN!
by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015
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