fatdick

A dude whose dick isn't that long but its fat and thick as hell thats whats up!

man my boo got a fat ass dick that shit had me screaming last night!!!

by Sexy T. May 29, 2005

flapdick

1. A lazy, useless, or worthless person.
2. Someone who refuses to use their potential.
3. A general insult typically used against friends.

"Ben just sits around playing video games all day. That flapdick hasn't had a real job in 2 years."

"He's such a flapdick, he won't even grab a beer with us because he doesn't feel like putting on his shoes."

"David is taking a nap at 8:00 in the evening, what a flapdick!"

by Reusch April 14, 2008

flat dick

One who prevents those around him from enjoying fun and/or amusing activities.

Jason: Dan, are you done drinking?
Dan: Yes, Jason, I believe I am.
Jason: Flat dick

by Jason December 18, 2004

Fatdick

To make one believe an event will occur when in fact it does not. Also known as "psyche"!

If a man was stood up on a date, he was fatdicked

by diceyj January 9, 2004

Flapdickle

When you want to say something discriminatory but your in public. Say Flapdickle

John: Yo wassup Jake
Jake: yo wassup my ni-
John: Don't say it, Jerome is right there
Jake: Okay, yo wassup my Flapdickle!

by Spectal Warden October 5, 2019

fratdick

used to describe polo popping, earing wearing, beer drinking, boardshort frat boys who objectify sorority girls and think they're the shit

That guy was being such a fratdick, what a d-bag.

by hambonedoggie October 29, 2009

fatdickphobia

The fear for girls who have a tight vagina.

Big dicks don't fit like small dicks can. They hurt and cause pain and blood.

“Someone wants bigger someone wants smaller”
“Ohhh…i hate the dicks w much girth…I got fatdickphobia”

by Hacchiiii April 13, 2023