Pink Flannel Wife

A boring mousy woman who is inexplicably married to a sexy attractive man way out of her league.

A Pink Flannel Wife also has no sex drive and thinks that withholding sex from her much better looking spouse will keep him from straying.

See Marissa Tasker on All My Children, the original Pink Flannel Wife

He will soon tire of his pink flannel wife and go find a real woman.

by troysareus February 19, 2011

yellow flannel

Something really good, which vote is like 10/10. It comes from the habit of YouTube music reviewer Anthony Fantano (theneedledrop) to wear a yellow flannel shirt every time he gives an album a 10.

Boy 1: mmh that girl juicy, it's a 10 for me
Boy 2: ikr, yellow flannel for me too

by 0Bli0 October 13, 2019

Flannel Friday

National Holiday.

Every Friday, it is the day to wear a flannel.

It also makes your decision about what to wear that day alot easier.

'Nuff said.

"I don't know what to wear today; OH WAIT! It's Flannel Friday!"

by jeffydos March 24, 2009

Flannel Friday

Flannel Friday is a holiday on the first friday of every month during the autumn season. The original flannel friday began at Huntington Public High School in Huntington, New York to help raise awareness of hunger.

It's Flannel friday, throw on a flannel!

by lisound12 July 9, 2014

Flannel

The lesbian uniform commonly used to attract a mate in the wild.

Nature documentary: Notice how that wild lesbian is trying to attract a mate with her flannel and cats, it seems she has the attention of another wild lesbian but she is too busy chasing after that uninterested straight girl to notice...

by YassQueen! October 6, 2020

flannel

the single greatest article of clothing ever to be invented by mankind.

jimmy got hit by a bus, he died...but his friend bob was next to him and got hit by the bus as well...but bob survived, because the flannel absorbed the bus into a different dimension.

by Bryan Wulff December 28, 2005

Flannel

The collective noun for lesbians.

Coined by Tony O.

A parlaiment of owls, a pride of lions, and a flannel of lesbians.

by lwog January 25, 2015