M2 Flamethrower

The M2 Flamethrower was used by American troops back in WWII. It is also the greatest piece of hack ever made in to Call of Duty:World at War when it comes to campaign and multiplayer. And do not get me started when someone gets it in Nazi Zombies.

(In Multiplayer)
"M2 Flamethrower user": LOL I spy people trying to capture our flag! -throws a smoke grenade and drops down to burn the hell out of everyone-

People who were trying to capture the flag: Dude, hax.

(In Nazi Zombies)
Person with Flamethrower: -randomly sparying fire causing sight problems to other players)

Other player: DUDE STOP USING THE F***ING FLAMETHROWER, I CANT SEE SH-...(the player has died after being swarmed by zombies).

by PTRS Noob November 20, 2009

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Gamma ray flamethrower

Defecating after eating a habanero pepper and consuming a large quantity of dairy products when you are lactose intolerant.

"Why did you drink that much milk dude! You're lactose intolerant"
"Because the pepper was hot as fuck man!"
"Well you have fun with the gamma ray flamethrower on the toilet in a few hours"

by Ickycoffee April 6, 2017

Alaskan flamethrower

The act of a female farting on a males penis that is covered in hand sanitizer that is alight.

My dear friend light his genitals on fire with hand sanitizer, then had his girlfriend fart on it. He no longer has genitals to the Alaskan flamethrower.

by Firenuts October 3, 2014

Shot down in flames

Happens when a male asks a female out and get brutally shot down.

Made famous by AC/DC's Shot Down in Flames

1:M Hey baby wanna come over to my place?
F Go To Hell!!!!

2:M I've known you since 5th grade...I love you.
F Who the fuck are you?! Get the hell away from me!!

If this happened to you, you got shot down in flames

by Frank the crank March 31, 2009

Through the Fire and Flames

When (if?) Chuck Norris was a baby, his mother used this song as a lullaby.

"Honey, Chuck won't go to sleep"
"Try that song by Dragonforce."
"You mean Through the Fire and Flames?"
...
"Hey, it's working!"

by Kbman March 19, 2009

In Flames

Best metal band ever. Period. Beware the false definitions that elude to them being something lesser.

In Flames are the current Gods of metal.

by oddling July 21, 2004