Flabbergas

The flatulence produced when one is surprised.

Johnny's flabbergas was instantly heard when he found out his girlfriend was pregnant.

by TheAnswerer April 21, 2015

FlabbeRjaculation

When you are flabbergasted but also nutting (jaculating)

Damn girl you got me FlabbeRjaculation right now

by Zantetsuken March 28, 2022

Flabbergasted

To be greatly confused, surprised, or astonished. Or even a mix of all.

When I told Andy The Nerd that I got a higher test grade than him, he was FLABBERGASTED!

by pull up in a ford focus April 5, 2022

flabbergasm

When someone who doesn't appear to know anything about sex surprises you by rocking your sexual world and giving you an amazing orgasm.

"I kind of hooked up with Lenny this weekend." "You mean the band geek? Really?" "Yeah, but he knew how to do some things that i never would have guessed. He gave me a flabbergasm."

by DJ D-rake the leaves December 12, 2010

Flabbergasted

To be in a state of confusion or surpise

I was "flabbergasted" after the bus ran over vicky.

by Cameron Springer November 17, 2005

Flabbergast

Verb, transitive.

To be amazed, awestruck or suprised into a lapse in action.

To stop what one is doing because of the shock of an event or action.

I was flabbergast at the previously posted example for flabbergast, which prompted my entry for the word.

by Nate January 22, 2004

flabbergastation

the act of being flabbergasted.

oh my gosh, i can't believe it!....
Don't bother me right now, I'm in the middle of flabbergastation.

by AppleJuice May 3, 2008